the whimsy turtle

I don't care what the calendar says, every day between Christmas and New Year's is a holiday! And holidays require extra treats and snuggles!

Grandmom went shopping and came back with more holiday noms! No one is allowed to open this nom unless I get to CHOMP it, too! 🍊🍞😋🎅🐢🦕😤

We got more holiday mail: A Tortmas card from shell friend Terrence and humom Katie! Terrence looks so dapper in his festive outfit, and he made festive friends, too! 🎁🐻🐢🎅

Thank you for the love and bringing a big smile to our faces (well, Mom's at least, my face is in a permanent GRUMP), Terrence and Katie! 🥰🐢

Merry Christmas Eve! 🎄 My BFFs Brunhilda and Sergeant Benny helped me dust off my stocking and fill up a plate with festive cookie people for Santa Claus. How much longer do we have to wait? 🎄🧦🍪🐢🦕🎅🕛

We got a Christmas card from Facebook friend Cathy! 💌🎄 I was very interested in booping the friendly polar bear and his nom-colored car. Do you think he could take me to where Santa is hiding all the presents? 🐻‍❄️🚗👀🐢🎅

Thank you for the love and making our holiday brighter, Cathy! We think you'll like our Tortmas video coming in a few days! 🥰🐢😉

Have you hugged any shiny tinsel yet this holiday season? ✨🎄🤗🐢🦕🎅

Tomorrow is Election Day! Friends in the U.S.A., have you voted yet? 🗳🇺🇸

🔙 Remember, CHOMP snacks, not your ballot!

🎃 Happy National Pumpkin Day! 🎃 Life is gourd! 😋🐢

My birthday banana was exciting, but my birthday radicchio was the most exciting of all! Radicchio = best nom EVER!! 🥳😋🐢🦕 🎉1️⃣1️⃣🎊

🎥 If you missed my birthday video, watch below!

Banana-nana! Did I go bananas for my birthday surprise? And did Mom go bananas taking photos? You bet! 🍌😋🐢📸🥳

🎥 If you missed my birthday video yesterday, watch below!

#KirbyCHOMPsEleven 🎉1️⃣1️⃣🎊

Did you guess what brand new noms I got to try for my 11th birthday this week? Banana! 🍌👀

But is this new yellow nom yummier than my all-time favorite, radicchio? 🤔😋 Watch my birthday video to find out! 🐢🦕🥳🎉1️⃣1️⃣🎊✨

It's my birthday! 🥳 Today marks 11 years since I showed up on Mom’s doorstep in a FedEx box! 🎉1️⃣1️⃣🎊

I loved last year's sparkly party hats so much that Mom saved them for my BFF Brunhilda and me to wear again this year! ✨🎩 Even more exciting: Brunhilda helped Mom find a brand new nom for me to try for my birthday this year! I wonder what it could be? 🎂🤔😋🐢🦕

Belmont Day is here! 🏇🏻 There is no Triple Crown on the line this year, but that makes the (temporarily shorter) Test of the Champion even more exciting if you ask us: Anyone can win without feeling bad about ruining a legendary Triple Crown! 🏆

We are rooting for Preakness winner Seize the Grey again, once again the only grey and obviously still the best named! 😎 We will also be watching favorite Sierra Leone and intriguing newcomer Mindframe! 🐎

Christmas baking time! 🎄👨‍🍳 How long until these ingredients turn into CHOMPable noms?! 😱😤🐢🎅

✨ Can you guess what we are baking?

To shellebrate two weeks of me being a two-digit year old tort, we present my birthday CHOMPs in HD video, complete with appropriately dramatic music for how excited I was about my hibiscus flower surprise! 🎥🥳🎂🌺🎶🎺🐢

Birthday glamour shots with Brunhilda! ✨📸 No party is complete without my BFF! Brunhilda is the perfect BFF: She always lets me CHOMP ALL the noms and never asks to share! ✨🥳😋🐢🦕

My giant hibiscus flower was the best birthday present ever!! My hibiscus flower was even bigger than me and I had already CHOMPed plenty of birthday cake, but that didn't stop me from CHOMPing every last bit of my hibiscus flower! 🌺🥳😋🐢