EXCUSE ME, I spent all this time digging this giant hole, and you still haven't put my hidey hut back right side up yet?!
I evicted my plastic plants from my favorite corner and crafted a brand new dirt outfit (complete with a dirt fascinator!), and you want to give me an awful bath?!
How dare you call my strategic tunnels "a mess"!?
What am I doing? Why aren't you asking my log what it's doing blocking my perfectly planned dirt tunnel?!
EXCUSE ME, I've been digging in this corner all day, where is my radicchio reward?!
Shello, Mom! I tunneled in my dirt all the way around my enclosure and emerged right at my plate! But why is there no radicchio on my plate to reward me for all my hard work?!
MOM, I finally emerged from the depths of my hidey hut cavern, and the only radicchio you offer me is this measly scrap?!
It's time for Tall Tuesday stretches on my tippy toes! If I stretch tall enough, will Mom drop radicchio into my mouth?
Mom made me get out of my hidey hut, but I still absolutely do not want to get up!
There you are, Mom! Do you know how long my hidey hut has been flipped over and old noms have been sitting on my plate? Fix all of this, Mom!!
It's Friday, and my plastic plants are back in this corner! Time to STOMP and CHOMP! (╯°□°）╯🌿😋🐢😤
Why are you just standing there? Hurry up and put my plastic plants back so I can knock them over again!
My corner is not a "disaster", Mom! I can still get into my hidey hut just fine, see? You just don't understand my redecorating genius!
How many things do I have to flip over before you bring me more noms?!
Today was RAMPAGE day! I rampaged for more than 9 hours straight, starting before 8am this morning! I even flipped over my hidey hut mansion from Waffles @wafflesworld! I also cleaned off my plate like a bottomless pit!
I ran over to Mom as soon as she came in the door to GRUMP at her for being gone all day. Mom called my enclosure a "disaster", cleaned and tidied everything for me, and gave me three snacks because I kept begging for more! Mom said no more, so I rampaged even more while Mom ate her dinner!
New strategy for when my hidey hut ship hits my water dish: Flip and shove! ⛵️🐢
Hey! Why are you standing there taking photos instead of helping, Mom?! 📸😤