MOM, I finally emerged from the depths of my hidey hut cavern, and the only radicchio you offer me is this measly scrap?!
It's time for Tall Tuesday stretches on my tippy toes! If I stretch tall enough, will Mom drop radicchio into my mouth?
Mom made me get out of my hidey hut, but I still absolutely do not want to get up!
There you are, Mom! Do you know how long my hidey hut has been flipped over and old noms have been sitting on my plate? Fix all of this, Mom!!
It's Friday, and my plastic plants are back in this corner! Time to STOMP and CHOMP! (╯°□°)╯🌿😋🐢😤
Why are you just standing there? Hurry up and put my plastic plants back so I can knock them over again!
My corner is not a "disaster", Mom! I can still get into my hidey hut just fine, see? You just don't understand my redecorating genius!
How many things do I have to flip over before you bring me more noms?!
Today was RAMPAGE day! I rampaged for more than 9 hours straight, starting before 8am this morning! I even flipped over my hidey hut mansion from Waffles @wafflesworld! I also cleaned off my plate like a bottomless pit!
I ran over to Mom as soon as she came in the door to GRUMP at her for being gone all day. Mom called my enclosure a "disaster", cleaned and tidied everything for me, and gave me three snacks because I kept begging for more! Mom said no more, so I rampaged even more while Mom ate her dinner!
New strategy for when my hidey hut ship hits my water dish: Flip and shove! ⛵️🐢
Hey! Why are you standing there taking photos instead of helping, Mom?! 📸😤
Of course I made a mess! What else was I supposed to do when my plate doesn't have even a single crumb on it?!
Today is a proud who's-the-boss-of-this-corner-now #TortoiseButtTuesday.
Uh oh my hidey hut ship has turned into a rocking ship . . . .
No noms on my plate, no water in my water dish, and no assistance righting my hidey hut?!? SHELLO???
There you are, Mom! My plate is empty, my hidey hut is flipped on its side, and my water dish is filled with mud! You're here to fix all this, right?
Captain Kirby reporting for Tall Tuesday from the top of my hidey hut ship!
Me, stuck? Of course not! Why would you think that?!