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the whimsy turtle

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Kirby the tiny tortoise noms his way to adventure! Also on Facebook, Instagram, and YouTube! More detailed and crafty posts on Wordpress. More info here.
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Two!, Part 1 (Parts 2 and 3)

Do you know what today is?

Today is my second birthday!!

More accurately, today marks two whole years since I showed up on Mommy's doorstep in a FedEx box! We don't know my exact hatchdate, so we celebrate today as my birthday instead. (My hatchday is probably around August 1.)

In other words, it's party time!!

I tried to nom my candles again, but Mommy yelled, "No!" so I was a good boy this year and refrained. Now where's my cake?!

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Today we sing happy birthday to the awesome humom of Waffles and Mango! Waffles and Mango are lucky torts to have such an amazing humom. Friend Alicia is also a fabulous artist—you can check out her beautiful paintings over here and even get one of your own right here!

We designed a special card just for friend Alicia. It is on its way in the mail! Hopefully it turns out the way it looked on our computer.

Happy birthday, Alicia!

Oops, we got our dates all mixed up again. Friend Alicia's birthday is actually today, not last Thursday!

Time to sing a proper happy birthday to the awesome Alicia!

Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday to Alicia! Happy birthday to you!

May your day be filled with fabulousness of every kind! Even Tumblr has gotten in on the party: Mango is being featured as a Trending Blog on Tumblr!!

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Today we sing happy birthday to the awesome humom of Waffles and Mango! Waffles and Mango are lucky torts to have such an amazing humom. Friend Alicia is also a fabulous artist--you can check out her beautiful paintings over here and even get one of your own right here! We designed a special card just for friend Alicia. It is on its way in the mail! Hopefully it turns out the way it looked on our computer. Happy birthday, Alicia!

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Today marks 10.5 years with my human! To celebrate, here is a look back at my 10th birthday party in July. My human made me a cake and got me giant candles! You can watch me eat my cake and see lots more photos right here. My human and I don't know exactly when my hatchday is, so we celebrate the day I adopted my human. I still had my egg tooth when that happened, so my party day isn't far off from my real hatchday. P.S. If you are wondering how I am still so small after 10 years of chomping my human's fingers, I have a metabolic growth disorder, probably genetic. I am growing, just much much slower than a normal turtle. It is another way that I am extra special!

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