👒 Happy National Hat Day! 🎩
Presenting . . . a special new hat Mom folded just for me that is so light I didn't even notice I was wearing it! 😎🐢
I haven't forgotten about my mission to rescue my plushie friends from their boxes! This year, I am trying something new: If I GRUMP carefully at every inch of this box, will I find a weak point?
Happy New Year! 🎉🎩🐢🥳🎊
I am CHOMPing in 2025 with my BFF Brunhilda and my new Tortmas friend, Tiny Turtle Tim! ✨🥂🍾😋🐢🐢🦕
All dressed up and ready for the ball drop tonight! 🕰⏳🎩🐢✨
Can you believe I used to be so tiny I wore this teeny tiny hat on my head?! 👀🐢😲
Getting ready to change out of my Santa hat by dusting off my spiffy top hat! ✨🎩😋🐢🎅
We got more holiday mail: A Tortmas card from shell friend Terrence and humom Katie! Terrence looks so dapper in his festive outfit, and he made festive friends, too! 🎁🐻🐢🎅
Thank you for the love and bringing a big smile to our faces (well, Mom's at least, my face is in a permanent GRUMP), Terrence and Katie! 🥰🐢
We got a festive holiday package from friend (Iri)epsi @epsifawnshawn! 🎄📬🎁 Inside the pretty wrapping paper were all sorts of deliciously fascinating smells and tastes, plus a charming turtle sticker, two super cute mushrooms, and a beautiful hair pin for Mom! ✨🍫🍵🐢👃👀 I booped all the things until Mom told me none of the noms are for me!? 😤🐢
For Tortmas this year, Santa brought me a new friend! I love my new friend! Maybe a bit too much . . . 🎁🐢😋🎅🐢🤨
Merry CHOMPmas to all!! ✨🎄🌟🦌🐢🦕
We got a Christmas card from Facebook friend Cathy! 💌🎄 I was very interested in booping the friendly polar bear and his nom-colored car. Do you think he could take me to where Santa is hiding all the presents? 🐻❄️🚗👀🐢🎅
Thank you for the love and making our holiday brighter, Cathy! We think you'll like our Tortmas video coming in a few days! 🥰🐢😉
Have you hugged any shiny tinsel yet this holiday season? ✨🎄🤗🐢🦕🎅
Happy National Cookie Day with a flashback to one time last year when friend Samwise surprised us with the yummiest giant cookies—and Mom ate all of them without giving me a single CHOMP!? 🍪🐢😤
I found a tunnel with Mom at the end!
Go away, Mom! I'm in the middle of a very important boop inspection of this headboard!
Tomorrow is Election Day! Friends in the U.S.A., have you voted yet? 🗳🇺🇸
🔙 Remember, CHOMP snacks, not your ballot!
My dragon costume is so soft and snuggly even I can't resist hugging it! 🤗💛🧶🐲🐢🎃
(I definitely did not try to CHOMP it, there is no photo evidence! 😤)
Mom told me to explain all the leaves she keeps finding broken off my plastic plants in my Tortoise House outside. How's this for an explanation?