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🎃 Happy Halloween! 🎃
Introducing . . . Dragon Kirby! 🐲🐢
With this year being the Year of the Dragon and the dragon mania surrounding House of the Dragon and Fourth Wing (three months until book three!), what better time for a GRUMP dragon to take flight! ✨ Bring me treats or suffer my draconic GRUMPs! 😤🐉
Bonus glamour shots of my Kirby costume! Bring on the CHOMPs! 😋🐢 ૮( ˶ᵔ o ᵔ˶ )ა 💖🧶
💖⁂ * ૮( ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ )ა ⁑ *💖 #KirbyTort
🎃 Happy Halloween from the GRUMPiest, STOMPiest, and CHOMPiest Kirby! ૮(｡•̀ - •́｡)ა 💖😤🎃
Did you know @nintendo Kirby is my namesake? Mom named me after her favorite video game character because we both are round and eat everything! 😋 (And adorable, of course!)
💖⁂ * ૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა ⁑ *💖 #KirbyTort
Happy World Turtle Day! 🥳🐢 You know what that means: Time for our annual tortle tower! 🐢🐢🐢
🌟 This year’s tortle tower is special. You may remember these two shell friends from International Turtle and Tortoise Week last month, but we go back much longer than that: These two were part of my very first World Turtle Day shellebration, all the way back in 2014! 🔙 Back then, I was so tiny that I was the one on the top of the tortle tower! Eight (!) years later, I am the one carrying my shell friends on my back! 💗
Mom was given a fancy bottle of water pretending to be an iceberg! Unlike a real iceberg, this bottle isn’t at all cold, which is too bad for Mom with how hot and humid it is. But that means I get to boop, STOMP, and sit on it as much as I want to!
You’re sharing this fancy water with me, right?
Just as long as you don’t give me a bath with this fancy water!
It’s Super Palindrome* Sunday! Time to pose with my personal football and GRUMP for my chosen team!
Most important part of any Super Bowl party: WHERE ARE THE NOMS?!
Excuse me, my @nfl football rolled away from me! Roll it back!
* Today’s date reads the same forwards and backwards, no matter which date convention you use: MMDDYYYY, DDMMYYYY, YYYYMMDD, or YYYYDDMM! The last time this happened was more than 900 years ago (11/11/1111), and this won’t happen again for another 101 years (12/12/2121)! Bonus: It's also the 33rd day of the year, with 333 days remaining in the year!
🎶 I like shiny things, but I’d nom your paper rings! 📃💍😋🐢
After our Lover photos yesterday, Mom couldn’t resist taking extra close-up photos of me in my shiny crown, plus a few bonus photos with the ME! @instagram filter! (Unsurprisingly, the new Lover Instagram filter doesn’t work on my face.) 👑🐢💖
In all my dreams, noms are the thing I want!
We got mail! Waffles, Mango, Torty, Blue, and Alicia @wafflesworld sent us the bestest Christmas package! My sweetie Mango made me the cutest tiny gingerbread house that I kissed all over, and Waffles sent me a big new dino friend! We also got another adorable Katy Montica needle felting kit, this time for the King of Naps, Snorlax!
I can’t wait to learn all of Snorlax’s napping tips!
Mom, you are not allowed a single bite of my special gingerbread house!
A kiss for my sweetie, with my new dino friend shielding me form the paparazzi!
Bonus photos of my birthday cake nomming! As always, Mom took too many photos, but I am too adorably photogenic for us to keep these photos to ourselves!
The face I gave Mom when she told me there were no more dandies in my cake. Why didn’t Mom make me a cake with neverending dandies?!
The face I make when I’m not done nomming what’s in my mouth but I see another yummy nom!
Whoa, how did that camera get right in my face?!
I’m not letting go of my radicchio for any picture!
I AM A RADICCHIO VACUUM!
Mom, stop taking pictures and hand feed me my radicchio! It’s my birthday!
Mom rushed to rescue me from my birthday cake, but I just kept nomming my radicchio like nothing had happened. Nothing stands between me and my radicchio!
Seriously, Mom, did you really expect having cake fall on me would stop me from nomming my radicchio?
When I finished my radicchio, I was about to GRUMP at Mom for more, but then I discovered another of my favorite noms: watermelon!
I love birthday cake!!
