I am not pleased you woke me up just to dunk me in an awful bath, Mom!
How could you ruin a perfectly good Sunday with an awful bath, Mom?!
Water everywhere outside, water everywhere around me inside. Woe is me, stuck forever in this awful bath!
Who are you calling dramatic?!
Another weekend, another awful bath. I have such a hard life! SIGH . . .
Seriously, Mom? You woke me up from my Thanksgiving food coma to give me an awful bath?!
Take me out of this awful bath THIS INSTANT! RIGHT NOW, MOM!
Fall means supervising hosing down the siding outside—except this year, I got hosed, too?!? How dare Mom give me a sneak attack bath?!?
Not only are you making me take an awful bath, but also you're taking photos of my misery?!
Why is Grandmom watching me instead of rescuing me from this awful bath?
Can bath time be over now? Pleeeeaaaase?
Mom is back! I was a good boy while Mom was gone and did not destroy everything. But by the time Mom came home, I was completely out of noms and Mom walked in the door to me climbing in the corner closest to the door. Mom immediately dropped everything and filled my plate with fresh noms from the fridge!
I CHOMPed and CHOMPed until I could CHOMP no more. Then I watched everything Mom did and followed her around as she unpacked. I was so excited to have Mom back! . . . until Mom dunked me in an awful bath!? I was so upset that I STOMPed off to bed early right after my bath!
Punxsutawney Phil predicted six more weeks of winter for the third year in a row, and I got an awful bath today!? This is a conspiracy against me!
Today, Mom dragged me out of a cozy hole where I was having an excellent (20+ hour long) nap and dunked me in an awful bath!?
After my bath, Grandmom gave me a delicious, freshly picked dandie! I guess getting up today wasn’t all bad, but I’m still GRUMPing at Mom on principle!
Mom thought a warm bath would help me feel better about the cold rainy weather. Mom thought wrong. I hate all baths!!
I was unsuccessful at evading bath time for a third day in a row. I hate baths!!
When will Mom stop giving me awful baths?!? I don’t care if they’re good for me, I hate baths!!
Did I enjoy my bath? Do I look like I enjoyed my bath?!