The Tortured Torts Department: Every tortoise GRUMPs if they're made to wait. 🪶🕯🕰🍽😤🐢
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It's the day of the Big Game! I was very decisive with my pick this year! 🏈🐢💨
🎥 Find out which I team I picked by watching below:
(🔊 on to hear me crunch! 😋)
My team won for the third year in a row!!! With our favorite @taylorswift! And what a game!! Down to the wire in an overtime nail-biter (literally for @taylorswift), but the Chiefs shook it off to become the first back-to-back champions in 20 years! 🎉🥳🏆🏈🐢
🎶 It's a new soundtrack, I could GRUMP to this beat forevermore! 🕶😤
🎶 Best believe my GRUMP's bejeweled When I STOMP in the room I can still make the whole place ✨shimmer✨ 💎
🎂 Happy birthday, @taylorswift! 🥳
✨ @taylornation ✨
✨🎶 Long live all the mountains we moved I had the time of my life fighting dragons with you 🐉🏰 I was enchanted to meet you 💜💜💜✨
🎶 How many songs can you count from our photo captions (in alt text)?
✨💜 @taylorswift @taylornation 💜✨
EXCUSE ME, this clock says it’s time for cuddles and treats! 🕰🐢😤
✨🕰 @taylorswift Midnights @taylornation 🌌✨
🎶👋 It’s me, hi I’m the GRUMPface, it’s me 😤 At GRUMPtime, everybody agrees 🤝 I’ll stare directly at the sun, but never in the mirror 🪞🎵
🎶 It sure is exhausting always GRUMPing for the camera 😤😴🎵
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🧐 How many photo captions can we get out of the album lyrics? 😅
🌟 Big shout-out to @drxgonfly for the brilliant idea of turning me into a clock and giving me a mirror double!
✨🕰 @taylorswift Midnights @taylornation 🌌✨
🎶🕰 Meet me at midnight 🌌🎵
🌟 Big shout-out to @drxgonfly for the brilliant idea of turning me into a clock!
🧐 How many songs can you identify from our photo captions?
I asked for sparkles on my birthday party hat, and Mom delivered with a shiny gold design! Now to roll these up, put them on our heads, and shellebrate!
✨🎶 I like shiny things, but I’d follow you with nom-filled rings Uh uh, that’s right Darling, noms are what I want! 🎵✨ @taylorswift
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📦 We got very exciting mail: An official @taylorswift cardigan and autographed CD! 🧶💿🖊 I love our cozy new cardigan so much that I immediately tried to CHOMP it, but Mom stopped me and said it’s too expensive to be nommed!? Fine, GRUMP snuggles it is! 😤🤗🐢💖
What a nice-looking label…
…are you sure I can’t CHOMP even the label?
Mom, I’m hungry! Snacks are required for snuggles!
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VOTE VOTE VOTE!!! 🗳🇺🇸
📦 We got very exciting mail: An official @taylorswift cardigan and autographed CD! 🧶💿🖊 I love our cozy new cardigan so much that I immediately tried to CHOMP it, but Mom stopped me and said it’s too expensive to be nommed!? Fine, GRUMP snuggles it is! 😤🤗🐢💖
What a nice-looking label...
...are you sure I can’t CHOMP even the label?
Mom, I’m hungry! Snacks are required for snuggles!
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🎶🌿 Green was the color of the grass Where we opened mail on a hazy summer day 📦
⭐️ Gold are the stars we found inside the box, Paper and songs dreamed and new 🎵
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✨ Glittery sepia magic thanks to the Instagram folklore filter ✨
🎵 There are still beautiful things Sweet GRUMP in the summer 🎶
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Bonus outtakes from yesterday’s folklore #InTheTrees photoshoot: Our evergreen trees have sprouted bunches of little yellow flowers! (Buds? Berries?) Aren’t they cute? ✨🌲💛
But not as cute as yours truly, of course! ✨🐢
Weekend plans: Listening to @taylorswift’s folklore ✨
🎶 picture me in the trees 🌲 🌿 picture me in the weeds 🎵
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The rumors are true…Lover, we love you! 🎵💗🎶
A kiss for Taylor…
…a hug for one of our favorite baby Taylor journal entries…
…and testing for possible secret noms in the pretty CD?
* The heart packing peanuts are from my awesome birthday package from friend @anne-fine—photos coming soon!
Rebageling for the Sunday crowd! New close-up photos in our post today (click here to see!), plus a bonus crazy color filter photo below, courtesy of Google Photos’s Auto Awesome feature!