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Avast! It be International Talk Like A Pirate Day! Time to bring out me mighty fine cutlass from me plunderin' last year! 🗡🏴☠️⚓️
This year I be makin' me cutlass into me new throne! All hail th' fearsome Pirate Kirby, King o' th'—AAAARRRRGGGGHHH! 👑🐢😤
ARRRRR!! It be International Talk Like A Pirate Day! Th' Pirate Kirby be on th' STOMP wi' a mighty fine new cutlass! Gimme noms o' me pointy new friend be makin' ye walk th' plank! 🗡🏴☠️⚓️🐢😤
Shiver me timbers, it be International Talk Like A Pirate Day! Th’ Pirate Kirby be back wi’ a GRUMPin’ vengeance! I already be plunderin’ this here sparkly jewel. Now bring me all yer noms, ye scallywags! ✨💎🏴☠️⚓️🐢😤
Ahoy, me hearties! It be International Talk Like A Pirate Day, an’ th’ Pirate Kirby be back, fearsome GRUMP an’ all!
Avast! I be marooned in a sea o’ unCHOMPable seashells!? Bail me out o’ here smartly, ye scallywags, or ye be walkin’ th’ plank!
Do I be stranded in a land o’ no noms?!
Nary a whiff o’ noms I be smellin’!?
One o’ ye landlubbers bring me noms smartly or a mighty GRUMP storm be comin’!
Avast! It be time for th’ Pirate Kirby t’ find a birb friend! Parrots be too sassy, so I be auditionin’ this here puffin instead. I whole-CHOMPedly approve this jolly good puffin!
Ye be a jolly good birb, Puffin!
Now keep ye standin’ still, Puffin...
Shiver me timbers, th’ Pirate Kirby be back! Happy International Talk Like A Pirate Day, me hearties!
Shiver me timbers, it be not e’en a week after International Talk Like A Pirate Day, and me fine new ship be sunk already!? (A hungry GRUMP stomped on it, ARRR!) #WasntMe 🤔
Give me all th’ cuddles, ye landlubber! 😭🐢🏴☠️
Th’ Pirate Kirby be standin’ lookout for noms in this here crow’s nest of me fine ship! 🔭👀 🐢🏴☠️🛶
Lookout duty sure be dull in this here ship...
New plan: Those noms must be runnin’ as soon as they be seein’ me, so now I be hidin’ from sight in th’ belly o’ me ship!
ARRRRR!! It be International Talk Like A Pirate Day! Th’ fearsome Pirate Kirby returns t’ hornswaggle ye landlubbers! 🏴☠️🐢
I plundered meself a mighty fine ship t’ sail th’ seas this year! No noms be escapin’ me in this here clipper! Now which one o’ ye scallywags be swabbing th’ decks?
👃💨 Avast! Me nose do smell noms in th’ wind! Weigh anchor and hoist th’ mizzen! ⚓️
International Talk Like A Pirate Day may be o’er, but th’ Pirate Kirby be needin’ cuddles every day!
Shiver me timbers, I know just where th’ noms be hidin’! No shiny navigator can fool Pirate Cap’n Kirby. Th’ shiny whatsit be nay navigator---th’ shiny be th’ noms!
At last, th’ best o’ th’ booty from ye scurvy landlubbers!
Ye best be nay disturbin’ th’ Pirate Kirby whilst nommin’, lest ye suffer th’ mightiest o’ GRUMPs!
Nommin’ be serious business!
Radicchio be th’ finest booty I ever did nom!
Th’ Pirate Cap’n Kirby be grand pleased! Brin’ me more radicchio, ye scurvy dog!
ARRRRRR!! It be International Talk Like A Pirate Day! Th’ swashbucklin’ Pirate Kirby returns t’ plunder all yer noms!
Avast! I found meself a jolly fine sextant t’ help me find all th’ noms this voyage! C’mere, me shiny beauty, show me where all th’ noms be hidin’!
If ye be holdin’ back noms, beware th’ mighty GRUMP o’ Pirate Kirby!
What be th’ meanin’ o’ this? Brin' me more noms, ye slacker landlubber!
ARRRRRR!!! It be International Talk Like a Pirate Day! Watch ou', ye lily-livered scallywags, I be ou' t' plunder all yer noms!
ARRRRRR it be International Talk Like A Pirate Day! Bring me noms, you lily-livered scallywag, or you be walkin’ th’ plank!
