Has this piece of wood turned into noms yet?
Why are you laughing at me, Mom? What else am I supposed to CHOMP when there are no noms on my food rock?!
Mom, I'm out of frilly kale! Bring me more!
Mom says I was a bad boy today. While STOMPing outside, I found a delicious rock that just barely fit in my mouth and started swallowing it until Mom pried the rock out of my mouth and airlifted me back indoors. 🪨😋🐢😖
This is my completely not sorry face of no regrets. Sheesh, Mom, why are you so upset?! I'm the one who lost a perfectly scrumptious rock! 😤🐢
See, Mom? My hidey hut is the perfect size for me now! I can be half in and half out at the same time with my bum up in the air because why not!
Me, use the door on my hidey hut? I'm too cute for doors! Hurry up and refill my water dish already!
I'm watching you, Mom! Nothing escapes my GRUMP!
If I can't dig through this black box, I will nap on it!
Is it the weekend yet? Why isn't this entire week just all weekend anyways?
Do you have radicchio for me? No? Fine, I’m going to bed then!
Today was the GRUMPiest Friday ever! Mom tried giving me snacks and skritches, but all I wanted to do was GRUMP and sleep in my corner in the sun!
Look, Mom! I shoved my plastic plants out of my favorite corner and now I’m squashing them!
HEY, get your finger out of MY photos!
Me, move so you can put my plastic plants back in the corner? Absolutely not! This is MY corner, Mom!
“What a mess”?! How dare you insult all my hard work tunneling all day in my dirt!
EXCUSE ME, why is my hidey hut still on its side? Hurry up and put it back, Mom! I want to flip it over again!
Shello! Yes, I have noms on my chin and substrate fiber sticking out of my mouth. What’s so funny about that?!