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the whimsy turtle

@thewhimsyturtle / thewhimsyturtle.tumblr.com

Kirby the tiny tortoise noms his way to adventure! Also on Facebook, Instagram, and YouTube! More detailed and crafty posts on Wordpress. More info here.
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Happy Mardi Gras!  Time to dress up in my purple, green, and gold best!  💜💚💛  This feather boa is too big for my shell, but not to worry: I found myself a tiny feathery cap instead!  ✨👑🐢

Now where’s my Fat Tuesday feast?!  😤

Bring forth the noms!

How DARE you make me STOMP all the way over there for noms?!

Unless you’re saying these feathers are my fabulous feast?

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Mom says Mardi Gras masks are supposed to be worn on your face instead of over it.  How am I supposed to nom anything like this?!

(In case you’re wondering, I reacted to Mom putting my mask on my face exactly like how I reacted when she put my mask on top of my head:  Not at all!  I just kept walking forward like there wasn’t anything blocking my line of sight---No mere mask can stop me from making a beeline for the noms I saw Mom put on the other side of the table!)

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