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the whimsy turtle

@thewhimsyturtle / thewhimsyturtle.tumblr.com

Kirby the tiny tortoise noms his way to adventure! Also on Facebook, Instagram, and YouTube! More detailed and crafty posts on Wordpress. More info here.
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ConGRADulations! #2, Part 3 (Parts 1 and 2)

Exciting news:  Today I graduated from the School of Architecture, Planning & Preservation at the University of Maryland—24 times!  Including 9 master’s degrees, for a total of 26 degrees!  Plus, I am even featured front and center on the school’s homepage and in their commencement announcement!  🎓🐢

The school’s communications office reached out to us a few weeks ago to ask if they could use my baby graduation photo for graduates without headshots.  I am not a diamondback terrapin like the University of Maryland’s mascot Testudo, but I was more than happy to feature on the big virtual screen!  🌟

🎥  You can watch me graduate 24 times in their virtual commencement over here!

What?!  MORE photos?  MOOOOOM...

I shall demonstrate my doctorate degree:  GRUMP GRUMP GIMME NOMS GRUMP!  😤

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ConGRADulations!, Part 1 (Parts 2, 3, and 4)

Congradulations to all of this year’s graduates! You’ve made it!

My advice for success: Nom your diploma. Especially if it’s tied with red string.

With (virtual) graduation season in full swing, here’s a flashback to when wee baby me graduated with a degree in nom-ology, which I demonstrated on my diploma and my graduation cap tassel!

How much have I grown since then?  Well, here’s that same graduation cap on my head now:

New tiny hat trend? 😆

My baby graduation cap is so tiny it stays on my head without any help at all, even when I bob my head up and down!

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