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the whimsy turtle

@thewhimsyturtle / thewhimsyturtle.tumblr.com

Kirby the tiny tortoise noms his way to adventure! Also on Facebook, Instagram, and YouTube! More detailed and crafty posts on Wordpress. More info here.
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ConGRADulations!, Part 1 (Parts 2, 3, and 4)

Congradulations to all of this year’s graduates! You’ve made it!

My advice for success: Nom your diploma. Especially if it’s tied with red string.

With (virtual) graduation season in full swing, here’s a flashback to when wee baby me graduated with a degree in nom-ology, which I demonstrated on my diploma and my graduation cap tassel!

How much have I grown since then?  Well, here’s that same graduation cap on my head now:

New tiny hat trend? 😆

My baby graduation cap is so tiny it stays on my head without any help at all, even when I bob my head up and down!

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ConGRADulations!, Part 3 (Parts 1, 2, and 4)

Mommy took my pretty diploma away from me because she says eating yarn is not on the list of healthy tortoise activities. She is so mean sometimes!

Instead, I tried very hard to eat the yellow tassel on my graduation cap, but it kept running away from me! :(

So then I tried eating Mommy's camera.

That didn't work either.

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