Happy Independence Day, U.S.A. friends! Huzzah for the red, white, and blue! 🇺🇸❤️🤍💙💥
Happy National Watermelon Day with a flashback to my watermelon feast for the Fourth of July last month! Watermelon requires the biggest of CHOMPs! 🍉😋🐢
Happy birthday, America! 🎉🎆🇺🇸🎇🥳 What better way to shellebrate than CHOMPing a classic treat? 🍉😋🐢
Finally, I spy noms!
I LOVE WATERMELON!
OMNOMNOM INTO MY BELLY!
WATERMELON = BEST PARTY NOMS!
No watermelon shall go unCHOMPed! How much watermelon can a hungry CHOMPer CHOMP per CHOMP?
I have eyes for only you, yummy watermelon!
The best part about sliced watermelon is it doesn't roll away!
You are all mine, watermelon slice!
Stars and stripes and watermelon bites! ❤️🤍💙
🆘 As you may have noticed, this post is formatted different from our usual posts. Tumblr just forced us to change to their new web editor, and we can't find any way to add individual photo captions anymore like we used to. Does anyone know if that option still exists? 😢
Getting the Independence Day party started early! 🎉🇺🇸💥 Where are all the noms?! 😤🐢
Happy Independence Day to all our American friends! This big metal square says it was “crafted with pride in the U.S.A.”—like me!
Happy Independence Day, U.S.A. friends! Three GRUMPs for the red, white, and blue! ❤️🤍💙
Happy Independence Day, U.S.A. friends! 2020 has not been a great year for America (or the rest of the world), but we believe in the goodness of these United States to persevere and come through better than ever before!
Wishing for noms and happiness for all under the stars and stripes!
Happy Independence Day to all our American friends! Hip hip hooray for the red, white, and starry blue!
Happy Independence Day, U.S.A. friends! Three CHOMPs for the land of the free and home of the brave! 🇺🇸💥
If you’re going to take away those macarons, where are my replacement noms?!
Excuse me, holidays are for noms, not endless photos!
Hooray for endive!
Moar plz?
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My favorite part of Independence Day is all the delicious-looking decorations! For some reason, Mom was not pleased with me nomming the shiny tinsel, so she gave me radicchio instead. Score one for me!
Happy Independence Day to all our American friends!
Today is a day to celebrate the great things about our country, like the freedom to have as many shiny, glittery decorations as you want!
Tortie Scouts time! This week is for showing off your heritage!
Mom says my species comes from central Asia, but I am born and raised in the U.S.A.! Three cheers for the red, white, and blue!
Happy Independence Day, U.S.A. friends!
Three cheers for the red, white, and blue!
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I got impatient waiting for noms on my patriotic grandstand, so I decided to find my own noms!
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Happy Independence Day to all of our friends from the U.S.A.! We know our country isn't perfect, but today we celebrate all the good things about these United States!
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Happy Independence Day to all our American friends!
Three cheers for the land of the free and the home of the brave!