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Mages want me
Templars fear me
I am not allowed within 300 feet of a chantry
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hi it's (almost) 2025 are we still putting anders in the tit robes
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Watching the healthy conflict resolution in newer Dragon Age games is crazy because it used to be the little things that would tear your found family apart. If Alistair had told Morrigan that water is wet she would have probably just straight up killed him. The Amell Estate could be spewing furniture out of shattered windows and unholy screams might be emanating from inside and some tired NPC would be like "yeah the spirit healer told the lyrium warrior that a hot dog is a sandwich again."
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Happy new year, everybody! I rang it in the funniest way I could think of
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Anders: (out of absolutely fucking nowhere) I can’t imagine what Hawke sees in you
Fenris: Stop. It’s over between us.
Anders: Oh good, I always thought he had some sense.
Fenris: Don’t make light of it, leaving Hawke was one of the hardest things ive ever done
Hawke and Varric: (both AGGRESSIVELY loot hurlock corpses and pretend to be deaf) MAN THE DEEP ROADS SURE ARE SPOOKY AMIRITE
