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I kill you

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thornsilver

Unmute for full effect.

This is literally how movies introduce the most badass monster that's gonna wreck the protagonist's entire week.

The sudden stare

iD: A mesh sided cat carrier sits on a car seat. It is impossible to see inside but SOMETHING is in there, tearing at the mesh with all its might. We can see claws, hear the sounds of zippers jingling and the insistent ripping and plucking. After several seconds, the large eyes of a black cat become visible behind the mesh, followed by an anticlimactic, normal-volume meow.

The comedic timing is excellent.

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ode-to-fury

VERY funny to me to imagine that at some point before the double dragon hossberg fight Lucanis or Teia tells Rook about Viago's punny poison names and so afterward Rook is like "so what did you call the ballista bolt poison?" And with a completely straight face Viago says something like Dragon You Down or some shit and Rook has to visibly choke back laughter. Lucanis is like "oh no. oh no why would I pick that one" and Viago is just pleasantly surprised that someone else enjoys his puns and thus always has a soft spot for rook and rook alone

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Something that really stuck with me while I was playing Mass Effect 2, and that I feel was so important to understanding the relationship between Shepard and Garrus, whether you romance him or not, is that Garrus is your only companion from ME1 who never moved on.

You died. The crew watched you die. Assumedly they grieved you, there was a funeral service, there were tears and all five stages of grief. Things were rough, but eventually life took on a shade of normalcy again.

Kaiden/Ashley got reassigned and continued their work for the alliance. Liara fights tooth and nail to get your body to Cerberus, but then it’s out of her hands and she becomes an information broker. Tali goes back to the Floatilla, like she was always supposed to. Wrex becomes a clan leader. And yes, they’re all fundamentally changed by their time on the Normandy, but no one seems as stuck as Garrus Vakarian.

Because he doesn’t go back to the Citadel. He doesn’t join the Turian Hierarchy. He ships himself off to Omega, one of the most dangerous places he could be, and makes a life out of pissing off the most dangerous people there. It’s kind of a suicide mission, especially after what happened with Sidonis. He kind of figures he’s going to die doing this, but what else can he do?

There is no normalcy for Garrus in a world without Shepard, and I think that’s why he’s always immediately ready to come back to the Normandy. The Normandy, and Shepard, are home for Garrus and that’s why I think romancing him feels like the natural conclusion for so many femme Sheps, because Shepard feels that way too.

Of all the companions, no one needs Shepard to live more than Garrus, and no one needs Garrus more than Shepard. They’re perfectly matched, as lovers, as friends, as soldiers, as whatever they are in your universe and when you’re that perfectly matched with someone, you never quite feel whole without them.

No Shepard without Vakarian.

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thinking of this legend tonight

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karpad

really doesn't seem fair she got to outlive him by 30 years.

Gay pride indeed, Tom.

Unfair, yes, but millions of us, upon hearing that she had died, immediately remembered what he did with glee. People younger than 40 or so, if they know of her at all, they know she was the bigot who got pied.

She may have outlived him, and yes, that's a tragedy, but HE defined her legacy.

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Watching the healthy conflict resolution in newer Dragon Age games is crazy because it used to be the little things that would tear your found family apart. If Alistair had told Morrigan that water is wet she would have probably just straight up killed him. The Amell Estate could be spewing furniture out of shattered windows and unholy screams might be emanating from inside and some tired NPC would be like "yeah the spirit healer told the lyrium warrior that a hot dog is a sandwich again."

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Can you imagine the rush of relief Lucanis felt the first time Crow Rook said, "My name's Rook, House De Riva. I'm here to bring you home"?

Not just a non-Venatori, not just another Crow, but Viago's house. He knew a Crow betrayed him and he might not have trusted a Crow from a different house, but this was one of Viago’s Crows and he had some faith in that.

He was no longer a dead man left in the Venatori clutches. Viago knew where he was and Teia must know where he was too, and they were coming for him. It had to be overwhelming relief to know his allies up above had not abandoned him and were trying to rescue him.

(Even if Lucanis doesn’t admit it, Viago and Teia are probably the closest thing to friends he has outside of Illario)

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