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spycheck! (sets you on fire)

@thevisjex / thevisjex.tumblr.com

name's "the visjex" but call me whatever you want ⌬ they/them n xe/xem/xyr ⌬ adult ⌬ i love my wife ⌬ you are always welcome to like/reblog spam ⌬ pro tip to new users: reblog things you like
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ill be so real i didnt even know booping was back i thought people were just reblogging posts about it by accident

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why is cloopy getting so many notes this is the most notes ive ever gotten on a post what the fuck

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sometimes i think abt the crew of among us ocs i made in 2020ish and go. huh. if amongus wasn't so Like This now id probably talk about them a lot

like. they're just some regular guys, right? they're just some guys on a spaceship. they use the "crewmates vs imposters" game as a way to get tasks done in a fun way, with the whole "ejecting" thing being just a VERY dramaticized pretend death. they're just silly and having fun.

and then an actual imposter manages to get onto the ship.

the thing is, they're like. Really Bad at pretending to be normal. so everyone knows immediately. and they just... don't care. and none of their sabotages work because they've planned for this exact scenario dozens if not HUNDREDS of times and NOBODY dies. and the poor imposter is just so so lost.

collectively, the original crew decides to tell the imposter "lmao so we've known all along. but like if you're not gonna kill anyone and you stop sabotaging us then you can stay". AND IT WORKS, and they now have another crew member who can eat pretty much anything and is actually just a pretty chill guy.

it's ridiculous and i love it so much

at one point a hostile spaceship starts threatening the crew. like the whole "give us everything you have or we'll wipe you from existence" type schtick. and the imposter goes "yeah i got this" and, using the tactics they'd learned from playing the little tasks game with the rest of the crew, fucking obliterates all of them.

yknow what? ive started playing among us again (however briefly). im bringin these critters back with a fresh new coat of paint 🤙

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for the ask game; 39

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39: what youtuber are you obsessed with rn and why

wellllllll as of late ive been watching jelloapocalypse's in stars and time fully voiced streams, which have been Very fun. but also theres aliensrock, who ive been watching play a little to the left, and i frequently want to yell at him for it

i dont really Get obsessed with singular youtubers tbh. not anymore at least lol

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Anonymous asked:

🌻 :3c

I like pigeons. They're gorgeous and charming. And I'm sure this is because I don't live in a place where they're considered pests, but either way, I like them.

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surely nothing will go wrong if i click this little link :)

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i put four scoops of sugar into this (caffeinated) tea. i am going to have a fucking Morning

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