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spycheck! (sets you on fire)

@thevisjex / thevisjex.tumblr.com

name's "the visjex" but call me whatever you want ⌬ they/them n xe/xem/xyr ⌬ adult ⌬ i love my wife ⌬ you are always welcome to like/reblog spam ⌬ pro tip to new users: reblog things you like
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Small ways to activate your "happiness" chemicals

DOPAMINE: the reward chemical

• Complete a task

• Doing self care activites

• Eating some food

• Celebrating your little wins.

OXYTOCIN: the love hormones

• Playing with a dog

• Playing with a baby

• Holding hands

• Hugging someone

• Giving someone else a compliment

SEROTONIN: the mood stabiliser

• Meditating

• Running

• Be in the sun

• Walk in nature

• Swimming

ENDORPHIN: the pain relief

• Laughing exercises

• Essential oils

• Eating dark chocolate

• Running

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few things more humbling than the realization that you really do write the same fic(s) over and over again

Someone mentioned on another tumblr post about how nobody complained that Agatha Christie wrote ANOTHER book about murder.

Write your story. Write it again. And again.

Okay but do you understand the TREASURE TROVE of reading a fic you enjoy and then looking at the author's page and discovering they have written multiple just like it?! That is the ultimate score!

Nobody complained that Agatha Christie wrote ANOTHER book about murder

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the real challenge of adulthood that no one tells you about in advance is how many goddamn pieces of paper you have to keep up with that are never important until they are suddenly VERY important

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i’m not aromantic but i believe in their beliefs

for me being bi has contributed a huge amount to noticing all the ways in which romance and friendship run together and i think in general people would benefit from recognizing that romance and friendship are socially constructed categories used to describe a vast, nebulous, and often overlapping range of feelings

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It's baby waddle dee season! as the weather gets cooler, baby dees will typically travel in groups to find a heat source they can cuddle up to.

They are completely harmless, however, these guys can really cling onto clothes! make sure to keep a waddle dee roller around so no stray dees will be stuck on you all day!

As for setting the dees free, you can return them to the king or to the nearest adult waddle dee.

[This has been a Dreamland PSA]

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HOBBES vs. TIGGER cage match TO THE DEATH say goodbye to your childhood because ONE! WILL!! DIE!!!!

Picturing two tiger plushies just kind of sitting there facing each other in Thunderdome

i am picturing it

Hobbes and Tigger would find some aspect of tigerhood to bond over, but Calvin would put Christopher Robin in the ground.

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