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Lestat, to Akasha: ok, just because you are making me very sexually confused does not mean that you are intimidating.
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Armand: I fell for you
Louis: You better get the fuck back up
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Louis: What’s upsetting you?
Daniel: Armand is always using common phrases wrong.
Armand: Oh cry me a table Daniel!
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Lestat: I can explain!
Marius: Can you?
Lestat: Yes, if you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.
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Louis: I’ll take care of you.
Lestat: It’s rotten work.
Louis: You’re damn right it is, but here we are.
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Claudia: Why are people so obsessed with “top” or “bottom”? I would be happy just to have a bunk bed.
Lestat: I’m gonna tell her.
Louis: Don’t you dare Lestat!
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Armand to Lestat underneath the catacombs of Paris: We are the Children of Satan and we're all condemned to -
Lestat holds him close, quiets him with a finger, and points upwards: Shh, shh, shh, do you hear that?
Armand: Wha -
Lestat: It's the winds of change.
David: you know, sometimes smaller things are scarier than big ones.
Jesse: spiders!
Daniel: cockroaches!
Louis: rats- *shudders*
Lestat: Armand
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Daniel: what’s the first thing you notice when someone approaches you?
Armand: the audacticy.
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Lestat: I would take a bullet for you
Louis: stop saying that. You're immortal. It means nothing.
Lestat: okay but IT WOULD HURT!
Police: You’re under arrest for reckless driving, and having three people on a single moped.
Louis: Officer, did you say three!?
Police: Yes...three people?
Armand: Oh my god-What the fuck!
Daniel: LESTAT FUCKING FELL OFF-
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Louis: I have decided that I am, in fact, a snack- and people are just not hungry enough to notice.
Armand, under his breath: I’m fucking starving.
Lestat: Yeah don’t think I didn’t hear that you botticelli bitch.
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Louis: Public displays of affection are disgusting.
Lestat, draped across his lap: So glad we finally agree on something.
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Lestat, dramatically falling into Louis’ lap: Tell me I’m pretty!
Louis, pushing him off: Pretty fucking annoying, that’s what you are.
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Armand: FOUR MONTHS
Louis: what’s he talking about?
Lestat: honestly, it’s not that big of a deal-
Armand: FOUR MONTHS YOU JUST STOOD BY AND LET ME WATER A FAKE PLANT
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David: Well, get an android
Lestat, an expensive bitch: I’d rather go to hell than get an android
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Daniel: I just ended a centuries long relationship!
Jesse: Oh my god I’m so sorry! Are you ok?
Daniel: Yeah I’m fine. It wasn’t my relationship.
Lestat and Louis: *fighting from across the room and throwing objects at each other*
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