I love how "dangerous" and "suffering" are two of the happiest songs we've had in a while
Epic if Odysseus had kept the braincell he had in the trojan war
Odysseus: fuck this shit, I've got enough of the ocean, I'm just gonna ride to ithaca instead
Poseidon, coincidentally also the god of horses:
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Ares *insulting Odysseus*
Athena: while I'd love to disagree, he's spitting facts
Ares: -like his son
Athena: hold up, you did NOT just say that. If you wanna fight were gonna fight. How DARE you insult my favourite human, my special boy, you little-
Circe: I'll release your men and get you to the underworld instead
Odysseus: wait your helping us?
Circe: no actually ill just fucking kill you
Odysseus of Ithaka! Do you know who I am?
Penelope this, Telemachos that, what about Argos, Odysseus dog, who immediately recognised him even after 20 years?