If Fili was in lotr
thetiredprometheus reblogged
"The Hobbit movies aren't accurate. The Hobbit's movies made the dwarves too hot"
SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Shhhhhh.... shh
Look into my eyes right now and know I'm being so serious.
I. Don't. Care.
I don't care that it's basically Tolkien fan fiction. I'm under no delusion that it's accurate, I know the studio used the movies as a money grab insted of letting PJ do what he actually wanted. I KNOW. We *all* know.
I still don't care. It brings me joy.
I'm of the firm believe that there are no bad movies. There can be bad cgi, there can be bad story lines, there can be bad acting, but there's no bad movies. As long as someone has fun watching it, it's a good movie
lotr but nobody knows anything about the other races
Pippin thinks Legolas is a woman
Boromir is convinced that the hobbits are all 15 max
Everyone thinks that Merry and Pippin are twins, except for Legolas, who is convinced the hobbits are quadruplets
Sam thinks that Aragorn, Boromir and Legolas don't have to eat to survive
Legolas doesn't mention things he sees or hears because he thinks the others have noticed them too and just assumes they have a plan
Pippin complains that he is hungry and Legolas just gives him a handful of grass. Pippin is so confused that he just takes it, and now Legolas tries to figure out what hobbits can eat by just giving them random shit, like
Things the hobbits have accepted and likely eaten later (a list by legolas)
-Grass - Leaves
-Stones - a hair tie
-A feather - one of Gimli's shoes
The hobbits and Gimli just assume that this is what elves eat