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@thetiredprometheus

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chironeis

I feel like the Epic the Musical fandom needs to be introduced to the concept of genre awareness. for example. eurylochus is aware that he's in a tragedy and odysseus has never been aware of anything ever

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taco-bee

Eury: this is a tragedy...

Ody: This WILL be a ROMANCE with a HAPPY ENDING

Polites: clearly this is a children's story!

Hermes: if this isn't I brodway musical IM GONNA MAKE IT ONE ✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️

Calypso: THIS IS GONNA BE A LOVE STORY- ODY GET BACK HERE

Athena: this will be a epic war tale with morals that the futures generations can learn from and- oh no ODY DONT- (end of remember them is happening in the backround)

Telemachus: this is the backround before my legend begins!

Penelope: this is a tragedy BUT IT WILL END IN ROMANCE AND JOY

Argos: woof

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  • Telemachus my baby, he's so precious, I'm dying
  • "When's your tramp of a mother gonna chose a new husband?" God I hate him so much
  • Omg yes Telemachus, stand up for your mum!

  • Athena is here!!!!!!!!
  • "Uppercut him, now" Yes ma'am
  • Athenas verse!!!
  • "Oh maybe I pushed you a bit to hard..."

  • She called Ody her friend! Character development!
  • "I could sleep at night" oh he really got to her didn't he
  • "You're my friend I couldn't ask for more" omfg please I would die for him <3 <3 <3
  • "You're a good kid" I'm actually crying

  • Omg that mash of all the angst that's happened until now just rub it into our faces jorge
  • "She's my wife" "....anyways"
  • "I'm no pet I'm a married man!" Hell yeah, stand up for yourself ody!!
  • "Bow down now to the immortal Calypso" shivers
  • Not the surprise polities, eurylochus and anticlea cameo for the extra ptsd
  • He called for Athena!!

  • Chills every time Zeus speaks
  • "He killed the sirens" "ok but consider: they started it"
  • Aphrodite slayed. Obviously.
  • Watch out Ares, Athena now has the power of friendship
  • Hera was hilarious
  • Zeus is actually terrifying
  • Warrior of the mind and Legendary playing when Athena is reviving I'm actually bawling my eyes out I love her so much
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eurylochus getting mad at ody for sacrificing six of their friends implies that he wasn't friends with the 550 odd men he killed earlier

Eurylochus: I feel really bad about opening the bag

Eurylochus: on the other hand at least dave from ship 13 is finally dead

Odysseus:...

Odysseus: go light up six torches

Dave from ship 13 is a Canon character to me

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