the scariest president had to be Rushmore because he had four heads

it’s a good thing we captured him in that mountain even if we have to live in fear of the spell wearing off :/

Am I glad he’s frozen in there and that we’re out here, and that he’s the president, and that we’re frozen out here, and that we’re in there and I just remembered we’re out here. What I wanna know is where’s the politics?

he’s back

He’s come to fight Donald Trump.

thank you president rushmore

They always said he’d return when we needed him most

hey black men, yall are so important and ethereal

Hey black women, yall are so beautiful, intelligent, and powerful

Hey my black people you’re beautiful and your voice matters

Hey trans black men and women, you are loved, important and so beautiful

Hey black non binary people! You’re important and worth every ounce of light in this world.

im at a party and i just saw someone dab to cotton eyed joe can someone please come pick me up

please vote hillary this november. please. I’m begging you. I don’t care how much you wanted bernie to win, I don’t care how much you dislike hillary for whatever reason, I don’t care. please don’t abstain from voting. please vote hillary. brexit has proven the unthinkable can happen because of fear and prejudice and I know we all want to think there’s no way trump can actually win but guys, if you don’t go out and vote hillary in november, he can and he will.

please.

little things that make me fall 4 people

the fucking BEST is when ur telling a story and the person is freakin out and u havent even gotten to the best mf part yet. the hype

DEAR TRANS BOYS

You look really handsome today keep up the good work ily

everything my uncle writes on facebook reads like a shitpost and i love it

honestly he’s my favorite

latest update

your creature name

first letter of your first name

last two letters of your last name

last 2 letters of your first name

chubby trans girls

reblog if you agree

im p sure i said reblog if you agree

what most people think gender is

what gender actually is

me: ok im actually gonna go to bed at a reasonable time tonight. watch 

me at 3am:

I had a dream abt weed

me: wow i rlly like this celebrity

tumblr: 

me: fuck

me typing

me: uses my sleeping kitten’s paw to navigate my smartphone

he woke up and retrieved his paw

you Used him

he’s on the bed and he won’t come near me

youve betrayed his trust………he Knows

good thing i got 13 more of these fluffs

second kitten also abandoned me and they both formed a coalition

their cause is gaining numbers

this is a revolution

i tried calling in the cavalry but they overwhelmed us quickly

we are….defeated.

you may have lost the battle but all I see is a winner with 14 kittens and a dog