Steve Rogers is my fitness role model.

In other words, I too want to be injected with a magical serum that’ll give me the perfect body in mere seconds without my having to do any exercise whatsoever.

And then, after punching all the Nazis, I want to sleep for 70 years.

Werewolves are stereotyped as ravenous monsters because the transformations burn so many calories that they’re essentially starving afterwords. The more “controlled” werewolves are just the ones who figured this out and loaded up on calories beforehand, whereas the “wild” ones assume it’s part of their wolfish nature to hunt and eat whatever’s nearby.

The transformation back burns calories too, but by that point they’re exhausted from running around in the woods all night, not to mention the physical strain of two transformations. And filthy people showing up at Denny’s in the early morning are assumed to be hungover, so the ravenous beast idea is applied only to the wolf half.

are you suggesting people who eat at denny’s are essentially werewolves

not just essentially 

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okay but like… why is “age of ultron” called “age of ultron”????? it’s wasn’t really an “age”, it happened over the course of like three days. it was more like a long weekend. it was the long weekend of ultron

Dear Mr Schmidt

I really think you need to brush up on your mythology here. Do you even know what a hydra looks like?

This is a hydra. Its defining features are its one tail and many, many heads.

So what the fuck is this supposed to be?

That, Mr Schmidt, is a fucking octopus. Its defining features are its ONE head and many LEGS.

You literally could not have gotten this more wrong.

Hail octopus

Stevie calls in sick and gets busted by his boss.

My favourite part of the movie.

Goddamnit, I nearly spit cereal all over my computer.

Oh god

So, my friend is stage managing Macbeth and made this status today...

I’m quite pleased with this.

Rapping this out loud in my empty classroom like swag.

WALK INTO THE CLUB LIKE WADDUP I AM A BIG SCOT

I’M SO PUMPED ABOUT SOME VISION THAT THE WITCHES GOT

I WILL BE THANE, SO SAYS THE PROPHECY

THAT PEOPLE LIKE “DAMN, MACBETH DESERVES GLORY”

macklebeth

CATCHING FIRE, MORE LIKE CATCH ME FINNICK IVE FALLEN FOR YOU.

and suddenly it’s been taken on a whole new level

I CALL THIS SHIP

IRONY

i swear Emma’s face since she’s arrived in neverland has been like

I can’t tell you how hard I’m laughing.

OMG LMFAO COLIN MOCHRIE AND IT’S SO ACCURATE HAHAHAHHAHA

Lol

THIS IS PERF

CANADA FACT

Turkey on Thanksgiving is a purely American tradition. In Canada, on the weekend preceding Thanksgiving, every man, woman, and child hunts and kills a moose for themselves, prepares it Thanksgiving morning, and eats the whole animal as their only meal for the day.