kamala khan would have the most horrendous ao3 author's notes known to man
"hey guys sorry the update is late i switched places with an avenger (ajdgrhsh literally crying) and a really cool space scientist lady and then got into a fight and some alien dudes wrecked my house and then I met Nick fury and I was literal space it was crazy and I had to help save the universe and saw said scientist lady give up her life to save all of us... anyways hope you like the new fic, branching out with an arranged marriage au for this one!!!"
#i want to read her fics#all of them are multichapters#somewhere between 5k and 10k per chapter#tries to update AT LEAST once a month#all of it is some of the best shit you've ever read#girl is insane for that and i love her#alternatively#she has so many au ideas rattling around in her brain and so many started fics but they havent been updated for at least a year#and then turns up with this AN and you know its about to get real (via @venator-signum)
Some moments where Kamala was a total mood:
1. Asking Fury and Monica why their tablets are transparent when everything is top secret.
2. Geeking out when she puts on a comm unit (and Monica saying something like baby we hear you loll)
3. Making sure to find out what SABER stands for.
4. Getting excited at Fury having 'intel' on her.
5. Dancing on Aladna.
6. Agreeing that she's totally writing fanfic after seeing Yan and Carol together.
7. The Kree hiding from her in fear and her telling them she can't fly so can she have a space ship or something.
8. Going after the SABER crew with the flerkittens.
9. Sweeping her house when there was a literal hole in the roof 😭😭😭
10. Carol saying she feels lonely and her immediately replying that she will drop high school to spend time with Carol so she doesn't feel lonely.
I love this moment. Even though Kamala adores Carol, she wasn't willing to change who she was for her. She refused to return to the ship and she went back to save as many people (or aliens) as she could. And she GLARED at her in anger. I know she later makes a hard choice too and they both apologize but I thought it was a great moment in such a fast paced movie with two people who had just met.
The Marvels was another level of comedy. The "He's bilingual" line took me out like a fucking train.
I LOVED IT SO MUCH!