Whoa, you kiss your mother with that mouth?

#i love him#i especially love it when he yells THE HELL I CAN'T (via @meidui)

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@pepperpottsplots has added a new chapter (in which Darcy is AWESOME) to her excellent ShieldShock Fanfic-

This Love (Left a Permanent Mark)  (read on Ao3)

written by Archetype_ElectraHeart / @pepperpottsplots

Chapter 2:  

AN: So, this chapter takes us through the events of the first Avengers movie. When our story resumes in the next chapter, canon will basically be locked in a cupboard under the stairs for the duration.

Enjoy! :)

-ShieldShock image set on this post created by @shieldshockfanfic

To Boldly Soulmate

by JaneyKatherineHummingbird

Steve is a Starfleet captain and Darcy a stranded scientist.

Words: 1643, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 2 of Darcyland AUs

via AO3 works tagged ‘Darcy Lewis/Steve Rogers’ https://ift.tt/51tN38o

Obsessed with JARVIS having a very noticeable soft spot for Steve

JARVIS is everything Steve should resent about the future. He is the overwatcher who always knows your business. The epitome of privacy invasion. He is cold and lifeless and everything he says is a calculation, everything he is revolves around ones and zeroes instead of flesh and blood, and flesh and blood is everything captain America stands for right?

Except he has a very soothing voice when Steve wakes up covered in sweat and convinced he’s at war.

Except he is always, always helpful, even when the person who made him is being anything but. In fact, especially when the person who made him is being anything but.

Except he is the only being Steve feels he can go to without being judged - and the only one capable of truly telling it to him straight in a way that people are so goddamn bad at these days.

it shouldn’t make sense. It makes perfect sense. Steve talks to JARVIS more than anyone else in the tower: asks how he’s operating, thanks him whether he’s bringing the elevator up or tracking down a killer, calls him their secret Avenger. He looks up to the ceiling when he talks and sometimes he pats the walls, and he doesn’t care even if Clint laughs at him for it. He calls JARVIS his friend.

JARVIS is a robot and does not care about any of this. Emotions are human and forming biases would only indicate a bug in his codework, which would of course need to be flagged with Mr Stark and rectified.

But Captain Rogers never runs out of his favourite cereal - the delivery always seems to include it, even if the man forgot to write it on the list.

And when a SHIELD mission goes south and Agent Cortez storms up the tower to spit poison on Captain Rogers’ character, on his ability to protect the country, he does coincidentally also get trapped in the elevator on the way down. For 5 hours. With no aircon and a glitching thermostat.

And when Mr Stark tells JARVIS in a fit of post-fight rage that Captain Rogers cares about nothing but preserving his own morals at the expense of everything else, JARVIS says something to his creator that he has never said before.

You are wrong.

And Mr Stark asks him to repeat that, and JARVIS says it again.

You are wrong.

Mr Stark checks him for bugs. If he finds anything, however, he doesn’t change it.

This is Captain Rogers’ and JARVIS’ relationship. It is one-sided, because JARVIS is loyal to no-one but Mr Stark. He would admit, however, that sometimes priorities must be made for the sake of maximum efficiency, and the happier Captain Rogers is, the more efficient the team. Sometimes this means breaking some laws: when he can’t tell Leipzig from Lower Manhattan, for instance, JARVIS taps into a phonecall between a Brooklyn Pizzeria and a customer and lets Captain Rogers hear the noise of home. Sometimes this just means ensuring Captain Rogers always has a healthy supply of his favourite cereal.

But whatever it is he does, he is satisfied by the outcome: since Captain Rogers reached a certain threshold of communication with JARVIS, the frequency of his heart-rate exceeding healthy resting levels has dropped in direct proportion. JARVIS compiled a graph.

Captain Rogers has since printed it out and stuck it on the wall of his bedroom.

One of the things i especially hate about steves ending is that its so laser focused on peggy like he couldn't possibly miss anyone else from before he was frozen.

Like he just woke up one day and everyone he knew and loved was dead but he ONLY went back for peggy??? What about the commandos?? What about Howard stark?? What about just anyone else that he knew??

They could've shown us steve and Peggy's wedding with the commandos as his first men, they could've shown steve searching for bucky now that he knows hydra still exists and they're experimenting on him, they could've shown us so much more that would've made his ending still bad but less shitty.

But no.

All he cared about was Peggy.

No other important people in his life that he lost when he was frozen for 70 years.

His face in the last one! If anyone wants to know what Peter Parker is like these panels are the perfect summery.

And then there's this one

#spidey's sense of humour has always made him one of my favourite superheroes#he was my fav growing up#i should go dig up my old spidey comics and reread them lol (via @roennq)

I received a comment saying that the function of that strap over Bucky's chest is to drag him over for a kiss, so yes.

What A Horrible Time To Be Alive Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Marvel Cinematic Universe Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Darcy Lewis/Steve Rogers Characters: Darcy Lewis, Jane Foster, Steve Rogers, Bucky Barnes, Sarah Wilson Additional Tags: Jane and Darcy go to JASNA basically, Which actually sounds really fun, But I wanted to write Darcy being cranky about Regency fandom, and the whole ‘its so romantic!’ thing Summary:

Darcy doesn’t know why she let Jane talk her into going to an entire Jane Austen conference, much less a period-dress Regency ball. She misses ice, television, polyester, and her normal life. She’s not even going to dance with Captain America.

Avengers MCU AU: Where Captain America invites Daredevil to join the New Avengers

mfw i decide to remake a comic from 8 years ago

I ABSOLUTELY HATE THE FACT STEVE LEFT BUCKY IN ENDGAME

you would never make me into thinking steve rogers who started the fucking civil war to protect his "till the end of the line" best friend just left him alone for some woman who he barely knew ALSO KNOWING that in the new timeline bucky would be being tortured for decades

NEVER EVER WOULD I BELIEVE IT

#that just doesn't make any sense#i want a screaming table from ssvs to yell O-O-C at them all (via @torinlm)

Baby Mama

What to do when your best friend has the world's cutest baby, and your biological clock suddenly starts ticking loud enough for the whole Avengers tower to hear?

-"Oh god," Darcy said suddenly.

"What?" Jane's head popped up over the desk, instantly alert in that way she managed only when either Thomas was about to stick one chubby finger into an electrical socket, or one of her machines was ready to explode. "What have you done to my son?"

"Nothing," Darcy protested in an injured tone. "He's absolutely fine." She paused. "I mean, he's covered in chocolate, but from the point of view of him still having all four limbs attached and the usual amount of eyeballs, he's fine." Jane visibly relaxed, resting her chin on the edge of the desk as she knelt behind it, pulling faces at Thomas who giggled wildly and shook his fists at her.

"I just..." Darcy said carefully, hands squeezing into Thomas and putting her head behind his so that her face was obscured from Jane as she continued. "I just realised I want one."

Paired stars

Marvel: And Steve Rogers travelled back to the past to have his happily ever after with Peggy.

Fandom: NUH HUH