Ramblings from Apalapachia...

STAR TREK - S3E10 Plato's Stepchildren

Once more for the right-wingers who don't understand Star Trek in the back

Whenever I hear someone complain that Star Trek is suddenly woke I laugh and laugh and laugh and

Nichelle Nichols and Leonard Nimoy - Star Trek (1967)

Uhura just trying to get it done, despite being micromanaged.

Trek Cards: 3/54: The Ace of Hearts: The Mirror and Prime incarnations of S’chn T’Gai Spock

can u believe we all fucking love THIS ^^^ show

“Damn it Jim, he nearly sliced your tits off!”

“I know, Bones, and is it weird that I found it kind of hot?”

is.

is this real?

The screenshot is, the caption is not. In the actual episode it was more like “hey our closest friend is gonna die if he doesn’t fuck and since he can’t do that why don’t you slip me a shit ton of morphine so he can strangle me to death which is the next best thing”

His titties got cut in an extremely horny death battle with said friend on a planet of grumpy elves who have elaborate rituals for everything including fucking (especially fucking).

another satisfied customer

I have questions… Why couldn’t that friend (Spock?) fuck? And why is strangling someone to death the next best thing???

Because Spock was trapped in a shitty arranged marriage to some lady who didn’t want to marry him either so she invoked the ancient rite of death battles and made him fight Kirk and it was the Sixties so they wouldn’t let him actually fuck Kirk onscreen so strangling was the next best thing no kink shaming

I still can’t believe that it’s canon that Spock had to fuck or die, rolled around with Kirk, and then no longer had the issue because he’d basically fucked Kirk. This is canon. It’s literally Star Trek canon that rolling around in the dirt with Jim Kirk was as satisfying for Spock as fucking would have been.