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This poll is a celebration of fandom history; we're aware that there are certain issues with many of the listed pairings and sources, but they are a part of that history. Please do not take this as an endorsement, and refrain from harassment.
There is, as Spock would point out, no dishonour in losing to the greatest pairing of all time.
- Avery Brooks
Trek Cards: 3/54: The Ace of Hearts: The Mirror and Prime incarnations of S’chn T’Gai Spock
prints!
can u believe we all fucking love THIS ^^^ show
“Damn it Jim, he nearly sliced your tits off!”
“I know, Bones, and is it weird that I found it kind of hot?”
is.
is this real?
The screenshot is, the caption is not. In the actual episode it was more like “hey our closest friend is gonna die if he doesn’t fuck and since he can’t do that why don’t you slip me a shit ton of morphine so he can strangle me to death which is the next best thing”
His titties got cut in an extremely horny death battle with said friend on a planet of grumpy elves who have elaborate rituals for everything including fucking (especially fucking).
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I have questions… Why couldn’t that friend (Spock?) fuck? And why is strangling someone to death the next best thing???
Because Spock was trapped in a shitty arranged marriage to some lady who didn’t want to marry him either so she invoked the ancient rite of death battles and made him fight Kirk and it was the Sixties so they wouldn’t let him actually fuck Kirk onscreen so strangling was the next best thing no kink shaming
I still can’t believe that it’s canon that Spock had to fuck or die, rolled around with Kirk, and then no longer had the issue because he’d basically fucked Kirk. This is canon. It’s literally Star Trek canon that rolling around in the dirt with Jim Kirk was as satisfying for Spock as fucking would have been.
