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No way out

(I highly recommend that you unmute)

Why would you stop this genius system? Just start paying the raccoons and call it a day

Unionize the raccoons.

Wait is this the same cat from that “my cat always looks like she just found out her husband died at sea” tweet??

IT IS

are those two dudes from supernatural ok? it’s been like 14 years. there’s high schoolers younger than their contract. i don’t think i’ve ever seen them in any other shows. are they allowed to leave? do they feed them?

back in freshman year of high school we had this teacher who was really fucking annoying and HATED cell phones with a fucking passion. at the beginning of the school year he had us sign this goddamned “contract” that we wouldn’t have it in class or he would confiscate it.

so this annoying douchebag kid was on his phone and the teacher went “you have to give it to me now you signed the contract” and the kid didn’t even look up and said “contracts signed by a minor are not legally binding” and continued to text. and i hated that kid but…..dare i say iconic

anyway he got detention for it but i just found out he got into law school this year

Can I be as baller in death as Jules Verne? We can only hope. 

I saw this and scrolled down and this is the next post on my dash:

In which Balboa the Turtle also tries to be as baller as Jules Verne

Balboa, emerging from the grave!

Man, Balboa is more baller than me in life, I gotta step up my game

the difference between wolves and coyotes

wolves go OOOOOOOH~

coyotes go AAAAAAAAH!

Right now we are all coyotes.

Every time I see this, it makes me happy. 

Is there a way to Like X thousand times on tumblr?

maybe if you like/un-like it a thousand times. :P

#usually i hate seeing this on gif sets#because it’s actually a sex joke#and i cant take it seriously#but here?#i’ll allow it#because if leia is born great#she is greatness#then yes#han does have greatness ‘thrust’ upon him#if you know what i mean

i just choked.

If you’re going to stab someone you have to either say “I am no man.” or “The Lannisters send their regards.” sorry I don’t make the rules.

Taylor and Drake in 1.04 (And Left No Friendly Drop) [1/2]