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all fanfiction is funnier and sexier and vastly better-written when you read it at three in the morning, in the dark, lying on your side, tucked into bed, with screen rotate turned off. that’s just how it works. that’s just facts.
A series of moments. Sweet, hilarious, and real.
INCLUDING:
"He learns, after they sleep together, that she is not a morning person. She bolts upright at six in the morning, completely oblivious to the fact that she is not alone. Arthur goes from asleep to alert and armed in three seconds flat. (She never noticed and he never let her.) She stares uncomprehending at the clock for a full minute, declares eat me Chevalier, it's Saturday triumphantly and flops back down into her pillow."
AND
"Sometimes he thinks she only wants sex early in the morning so they will both be too tired to get up on time. (Vixen.) She knows he has no real objections to her brilliant machinations. Especially not when she clearly has the better hand (between his legs)."
If you appreciate, let clockwork starlight know on ff.net.
