thesunflowersqueen reblogged
Prison rules
1. NO FANDOM FIGHTS. You are only allowed to start fights with regular prisoners if and only if they bash your fandom(s).
2. We all have one thing in common: gay pairings. Remember this when someone acts up.
3. Gay fanart workshop time is bonding time. Play nice and kindly help others if they ask for it.
4. Hetalia fandom: you are not allowed to take over prison cells and claiming your cell independent unless you form an alliance with ALL the fandoms to do so.
5. Homestuck fandom: ...just...not too many Nic Cage posters please...and we'll watch Nic Cage movies only if it's National Treasure.
6. Sherlock fandom: we would like to ask you to turn your cries off after 11pm. However this rule doesn't apply on Sunday. You cannot deduce your way out of prison.
7. Doctor Who fandom: We know bananas are high in potassium. Leave it. Also your screwdriver is not sonic and will be confiscated. No, bowties are not cool, and no, you cannot have one.
8. Supernatural fandom: please do not take all the salt from the cafeteria.
9. Fans are allowed to be in more than one fandom, do not reject them if they do.
10. Harry Potter fandom: That is not a wand, it is a stick, and it is not allowed indoors.
11. Glee fandom: Those prison guards are not secretly a couple, stop shipping everything.
12: Twitards: Edward is not real and he is not coming to save you. No, that prison guard is not sparking, that's dust in your eye.
13. Vampire Diaries Fans: Ian believes in environmental conservation, not fangirl conservation. He is not going to "vamp out" and save you.
14. True Blood Fans: No biting. Ever. And stop bleeding on the floor.
15. Big Bang Theory Fans: If you keep saying BAZINGA! all the time, you will get shanked.