the star stitcher

ETERNALS (2021) dir. Chloé Zhao SHE-HULK: ATTORNEY AT LAW 1.02: Superhuman Law (2022) dir. Kat Coiro

whimsigoth vs being the most beautiful aesthetic

by Laura

you wanna know what line i keep coming back to again and again from good omens?

It’s not the one you’re thinking of

??????!!!?????????????!

angels get celestial wages?? what do they spend them on??? is there celestial capitalism in heaven???????? was the real reason heaven was so pissed about the nephilim was that they had to give out too much paid parental leave??? 

okay okay okay so angels don’t eat or sleep or bathe, so that’s most human living expenses that aren’t relevant. angels are all seen wearing modern clothes, but gabriel at least gets his on earth so maybe the others do too or they just miracle them into existence? do they spend money on those glass phones that we see michael using? is there a celestial Apple that keeps releasing a new version of slightly thinner holyPhone every year and slowing down the service on the old ones? did they remove the headphone jack so they could sell more celestial dongles??

correct me i i’m wrong but i can’t spot a price on the front page of the celestial observer, but that’s a thing that could cost heaven money i guess? 

does this mean that the celestial hoverboards aren’t company provided and that infamous angel in the background is just an enthusiast who spent a month’s pay so he could glide instead of walking????

Michael wears a ring similar to Aziraphale’s (I think, couldn’t get a great look at it) but none of the other archangels do so i assume it’s just a style thing? do they get those custom made? did aziraphale blow his first ever celestial paycheck on a fancy new ring to celebrate getting the gate guard job in eden? did sandalphon pay a celestial dentist to get his gold tooth?? is gabriel actually just wearing super expensive purple contacts because he is THAT GUY??? are there daily showings of the sound of music that have super expensive tickets that are impossible to get?? is aziraphale secretly super wealthy because he’s never in heaven to spend his celestial wages so he’s been building interest for six thousand years????????

IS THERE CELESTIAL CAPITALISM IN HEAVEN?????

whats agriculture

THIS

I showed this to my boyfriend and he sprinted to the cupboard and pulled this out