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Helen Sunflower. 34. Enby/Demisexual/Queer. They/Them. Feminist. British-Canadian. Traveller. English Language Teacher. Artist. Reader. Writer. Dramatist. Whovian. Sci-fi & fantasy lover. Talks too much. Wants more than ordinary. Willing to fight for it. Sometimes NSFW.
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neil-gaiman

I was reading a book (about interjections, oddly enough) yesterday which included the phrase “In these days of political correctness…” talking about no longer making jokes that denigrated people for their culture or for the colour of their skin. And I thought, “That’s not actually anything to do with ‘political correctness’. That’s just treating other people with respect.”

Which made me oddly happy. I started imagining a world in which we replaced the phrase “politically correct” wherever we could with “treating other people with respect”, and it made me smile. 

You should try it. It’s peculiarly enlightening.

I know what you’re thinking now. You’re thinking “Oh my god, that’s treating other people with respect gone mad!”

Happy Valentine’s Day.

Eleven years old. Still true.

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A guy walks into a bar, sits at a table and orders a beer.

He then proceeds to pull out hundreds of pink valentine’s day cards, write inside them and stamp them with “Love” stamps. He then pulls out a bottle of expensive perfume and spritzes each envelope. The bartender finally can’t contain his curiosity and approaches the man. “You must have 500 or more cards there,” the bartender says. “I’ve got to admit I’m curious what you’re doing.” “Oh, every year at Valentine’s Day I send out 500 cards, each one signed ‘Guess Who?’” the guy says. “But why?” the bartender asks. “I’m a divorce lawyer,” the guy replies.

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jmeelee

“That’s not a dog,” Stiles proclaims as he walks into the exam room ten minutes late with Starbucks.

“That better be my latte, Stiles, so help you God,” Erica snarls, purple scrub top askew and hair a wild, frizzy blonde mass.  She struggles to hold down the back end of the biggest black canine Stiles has ever seen.  He’d almost swear it’s a wolf.  

“Some crazy girl named Laura dropped him off fifteen minutes ago.”  Scott, in his stained white lab coat, shakes up the charcoal suspension.  “She told the receptionist he was ‘depressed about being single on Valentine’s Day’ and ate a hundred and thirty-seven chocolate covered strawberries.”

“Yikes.  That’s not going to look pretty coming out.”

“Just get over here and hold his mouth open,” Erica demands.  Stiles puts down the coffee and pushes up the sleeves of his scrubs, marching over, positive he’ll be leaving work today with stitches.  It wouldn’t be the first time, and won’t be the last.

“Hey there, buddy,” Stiles sweet talks the massive animal.  It stares him down with too-intelligent green eyes, and Stiles swears it cocks a fuzzy eyebrow.  “Dr. McCall is going to take good care of you.  And don’t feel bad; I’m single too.”

One second he’s holding a soft, furry muzzle and the next it’s the scruffy face of the hottest guy Stiles has ever laid eyes on.  Scott shrieks, spilling the dark liquid down the front of his lab coat.  Erica curses and falls forward onto the cold metal exam table.  

The dude is butt-naked, looking at him with the same gorgeous eyes that ten seconds ago were inside the face of a wolf.  He smiles, teeth sharp and dangerous, and Stiles feels a thrill of desire dance down his spine.  Maybe he won’t be single this Valentine’s Day after all.

“Told ya,” Stiles says, drinking in the sight in front of him.  “Definitely not a dog.”

Sterek Valentine Week 2019  ♥ Chocolate Covered 

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Romance for the Non Romantic

Summary:

He would often scoff and scorn at Holidays, he hated the feeling that he was obligated to do something for someone else according to someone else idea of what the correct thing was.

His friends accepted him as he was, demons and all.

But then, Sansa Stark had entered his life.

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Teen Wolf (TV) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski, Minor or Background Relationship(s) Characters: Stiles Stilinski, Scott McCall (Teen Wolf), Lydia Martin, Erica Reyes, Derek Hale Additional Tags: Valentine’s Day, Getting Together, Gift Giving, Secret Admirer, Sterek Valentine Week 2019, Alternate Universe - High School Series: Part 2 of Sterek Valentine Week 2019 Summary:

Someone is leaving Valentine’s Day gifts for Stiles. He has no idea who would do such a thing.

A late entry for Sterek Valentine Week. I figured since I had so much of it, I should finish it :) This was for Day 2: bear/bare, and then Day 6: secret admirer snuck in there too.

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Don’t read the comments on this article. The kid did it because he was learning about how teenage girls suffer from depression more than any other age group, and didn’t want any girls going home feeling sad on Valentine’s Day. Ofc half the comments are like “what an EPIC playa, bet he got some action after that hahaha” or “why do these special snowflakes need a handout like this” or “what kind of Richie Rich kid” (chocolate company donated the boxes after learning why he wanted so much) Like… why is humanity like this

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reachmouse

THIS BURNS MY BACON, LET ME SHARE WHY. 

At the school where I work, we had a similar lovely Valentine’s moment: 

One of our seniors bought hundreds of roses on Valentine’s Day. Every girl in every grade got one; there were enough left over for staff and extras for others who might want one. This is our library bouquet. 

One year ago, our school lost a student to suicide. As Valentine’s Day was approaching, this sad anniversary was all our student body was talking about and remembering. This senior student decided to try to lift us up from that narrative, and literally fill the halls with flowers. The surprise was carried out flawlessly – even his own sister didn’t know what he was about to do. 

I have rarely seen a happier school holiday. 

I’ve seen EXACTLY those comments on social media about what happened with us, and about similar gestures from high school students. Lots of “spoiled kids with money”, lots of “this is just to get laid”. 

I don’t think this diminishes my senior student or his gesture at all, but it diminishes us when good things happen and we turn around and reduce these moments to their most cynical interpretation. And that’s not even touching on what it says when people feel the need to belittle younger people for trying to do good; the kids can’t catch a break from some people.

Can’t we take sweet things at face value the way we do all the darkness out there lately? 

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drag-tween

Don’t forget the Parkland, FL school massacre was on Valentine’s Day…

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eboniidoll

women praise a boy for getting it right, and instead of jumping to say, “I’m gonna raise my son like that, or he must have a great dad. “ Men will drag these kids, projecting their ulterior motives on to them. But you don’t need a razor commercial telling you to do better right?

This kid is an absolute angel and a sweetheart and I genuinely pray that grown ass men like the ones in the comments won’t bully or break him down into becoming a monster like they are.

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alocalband

There are roses on Derek’s doorstep.

No note. No scent trail. After determining that there is nothing inherently magical or deadly about them, he spends the entire rest of the day researching symbolism and archaic demon customs, trying to figure out what kind of death threat he’s just been handed.

It doesn’t occur to him until nightfall, when the neighbors start discussing their romantic dinner plans at a decibel he has trouble tuning out, that he realizes the flowers might not have been delivered with malicious intent.

Because, apparently, today is Valentine’s Day. And apparently someone decided that Derek should receive flowers to celebrate the occasion.

Derek Hale has a secret admirer.

He honestly would have preferred the death threat.

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bmorley

Hey lovelies, I don’t know how many of you will be celebrating today - some of you maybe don’t have a Valentine, or you think this is a stupid marketing trick to make you spend money and people deserve to be showed love every day of the year, not just today, or you believe that platonic love is just as important as romantic, if not more, or it’s something else. 

In the end the reason is not really that important, but I just wanted to let you know that I appreciate every single one of you and that your likes, reblogs, asks and comments can seriously make my day. So if there’s something you’d like to share today (or any other day for the matter), talk about, confess, complain, ask, or just say a simple hello, I’ll be here to listen

Happy Sunday and I hope that you all have a great day, celebrating or not! 

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