Ramblings from Apalapachia...

DC Twitter must have been INSANE when it got out that Superboy’s dads were Superman and Lex Luthor. Holy shit. The memes. The ship wars. The homophobes. The mpreg jokes. People would have lost their fucking minds. Lex Luthor releases a statement like “he’s a clone of me and Superman no birth was involved” and people are like KINDA GAY OF YOU TO HAVE A SON WITH ANOTHER MAN, LUTHOR. Lexcorp’s PR team locks themselves in a conference room and refuses to come out for love or money.

I mean, technically it’s true

Lux Luthor: I did not have sexual relations with Superman, I simply stole his DNA and created a child from it without his consent

Everyone in Metropolis: 

This is my favorite series of posts on this hellsite

The truth is, I’d do anything to protect my friends.

I was trying to protect Amanda. My father wouldn't have raised a finger to help her, but I knew he'd do anything to save his only son. So you took the fall and everything was covered up. Is that really what happened? Is it the truth? The truth is, I'd do anything to protect my friends.

— SMALLVILLE, “Rogue” (1.09)