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“What are you supposed to be?” “Bilbo Baggins.” “Who’s Bilbo Baggins?” “He’s from the Lord of the Ring and the Hobb……..Never mind.”
This is the whole show
I will stop when this stops being funny.
It will NEVER stop being funny!
Sherlock is being strangled at Soo Lin’s flat; pretty badly too. It looks like he passes out for a few moments and can barely talk afterwards. The attacker simply stops for some reason. Why? Because John, sarcastically bitching outside, has just said that he is Sherlock Holmes. Good luck for Sherlock that John is a Grand Master of Snark and the Black Lotus is entirely populated with total morons. It saved his life.
in which bbc sherlock places way too much sentimental value on pieces of furniture.
NO SUPPER FOR YOU!
SOBBING!
There are two types of people.
Wolves and Sheep.
You, my dear Sherlock, are a Wolf.
This is so true!
AND WE DESERVE ALL THESE QUALITIES TOO!
=D
You made him stand and watch you fall to your death?
You stood as your planet fell to its demise.
“I’m starting to rethink this.” The Doctor frowned.
He and John were standing before a door. It looked just like all the others in this labyrinth-like place the Doctor had brought him to… but it had a square crudely drawn on the bottom of the door.
It looked as if it had been drawn by a child; a pretend-door, even. “Why?” John asked. “If I can help Sherlock, I’ll do anything.”
The Doctor shifted his eyes toward the door, then back at John. “There is a key, John. It lays at the end of a hall, at the head of a long table that’s brimming with food, treats and temptations…” He began to describe. “That key can help us get to Sherlock.” “So I’ll just get the key.” John said confidently, turning toward the door.
The Doctor stopped him with a firm hand on his shoulder. “A table of food is not the only danger in that room, John.” He continued. His young companion quirked a brow, unsure of how a table of food could be dangerous - but listened carefully to the Doctor anyway, “There is a creature as well. Harmless. Well, mostly. I think so. If you stay on his good side.” John’s face seemed to fall a bit; the Doctor could see slight hesitation in his eyes now. “A… creature?”
“Yes, but we need the KEY, John. I would get it myself, but this door is too small. Only children can fit through.” He explained. Crouching down, the Doctor placed is palm in the middle of the chalk-door that was drawn - and pushed. Oddly enough, it opened. The entire place seemed eerily silent.
Standing back upright, the Doctor looked back to John. “You must not touch ANYTHING on that table but the key, John. Do not eat any of the food, do not drink any of the refreshments, and do NOT touch the eyeballs.”
“Eyeballs?” John looked as if he were growing more terrified by the second.
“You can do this, John. Think of Sherlock.” The Doctor encouraged, nudging him forward. “Touch nothing but the key and come right back out. The key. No matter what, John. Do you understand?”
Hesitantly, John nodded.
The Doctor patted John on the shoulder, and watched anxiously as his young friend crawled through the chalk-drawn, child sized door.
He could only pray John would resist temptation…
Noticing the dried blood spatter on the floor beneath them, The Doctor concluded that other children had not been so lucky.
|| I dunno what I’m doing anymore. I remembered this scene from Pan’s Labyrinth, and thought it would be fun to cross it with Sherlock/Doctor Who :) If you want to know more, look up ‘pale man’ or ‘pan’s labyrinth’ on youtube.
AU Meme | The Doctor meets Sherlock and John as children, then comes back to see them as adults
“He’s dead, I’ve seen him jump from a hospital roof!”
“Dead…but…I’ve seen him walking.”