Weirdo little kids are my favorite kinds of people
She should lie face down on a skateboard and slide at people
Imagine you're an adult sitting at your front door handing out treats to the usual little vampires and witches and trademarked superheroes and this giant horseshoe crab comes rolling up the front walk and then it stands up and there's this little girl inside it.
As a weird little kid who went as a *dead* butterfly one Halloween, this brings me great joy