A very curious octopus.

Watch this and be blessed

“Why he smoosh my head??? Wait smoosh my head again.”

Awwwww

My sensitive self can’t take this. this is beautiful 😫😢💕

I love Gordon.

She’s blind and he was making all the points about the pie in a way she could respond to: sound. He is an amazing man

Not to mention Christine won Master Chef that year.

I reblog Gordon Ramsey every time he appears

i reblog this every time it comes on my dash and i will until the day i die or this hellsite does

I can’t believe I’m crying over an apple pie

SMASH MOUTH BEEFS WITH DJ KHALED OVER EATING PUSSY

RIGHT HERE ON TWITTER WHERE EVERYONE CAN SEE IT

THE ROCK WEIGHS IN

It was like my childhood said "fuck you" and then my mature adult self was like "let me lay out some class for you" ❤️❤️💙💙💙 these beautiful men 💪

Hello, Alice! Watch the brand new trailer and prepare to go #ThroughTheLookingGlass on May 27!

Get your tickets here!

The Venn diagram of things I find funny and reasons I’m going to hell is a circle.

Women’s Problems And Everyday Lives In Hilariously Honest Comics

I love her comics

So great!

man, teenaged girls aren’t allowed to have a genuine interest in anything without being ridiculed for it. if a girl likes ugg boots and starbucks she’s stupid and stereotypical, but if she likes combat boots and obscure coffee houses she’s a hipster wannabe and is trying too hard. if a girl listens to boy bands and other popular artists she’s a dumb follower, if she reads comics or plays video games she’s a poser/fake geek girl, if she likes sex she’s a slut but if she doesn’t like sex she’s a prude, if she wears makeup she’s fake but if she doesn’t wear makeup she’s a slob, if she has low self-esteem she needs to learn to love herself but if she has high self-esteem she’s overconfident and vain, if she’s interested in politics she’s a crazy social justice warrior but if she prefers to stay out of social matters she’s a dumb airhead. girls are literally mocked for every single thing they like or do, no matter what those things are, and i’m really really sick of it.

looks like she needs to let the soup cool down before she gets burned. Oh too late!

CAMPBELLS IS SAVAGE AS FUCK

It was only a matter of time before they turned on her. Ironically the feminists are only validating her statement that “some women can be incredibly prejudiced against other women.” [source]

Emma Watson said she didn’t understand why feminism has become synonymous with “man hating”.

I think she’ll see why soon.

And when she does, I hope and pray she becomes a critical feminist.

It would be absolutely amazing for someone in such a powerful position (I mean, she was Hermione, she’s a big celeb) to be calling out bad feminists.

I feel like twitter is the kiddy table at a party and Tumblr is where the adults actually take in what she is saying and try and look at it from different perspectives.

5 Spots to Spot Stitch in WDW’s Tomorrowland

Every Chris Sanders fan knows that you can see Stitch at Tomorrowland’s Stitch’s Great Escape. But did you know that Experiment 626 can also be found in four other spots in Tomorrowland?

S’true! Continuing the story of Stitch’s ‘great escape,’ the Imagineers planted various pieces of evidence detailing the lovable little alien’s adventures in Tomorrowland.

First up, there’s the announcement of Stitch’s escape.

Near the entrance to the PeopleMover stands a tall, silver robot hawking Robo-Newz. This newsboy-of-the-future has an old-style typewriter keyboard embedded in his chest, and a small stack of newspapers tucked in his bionic belly. The newspaper for sale, the Galactic Gazette, features the headline, “STITCH ESCAPES!”  

The next spot to spot Stitch is in the exit to Buzz Lightyear’s Space Ranger Spin. But be forewarned: You’re gonna need really, really good eyes.

Upon exiting your vehicle at the end of the ride, check out the murals on the wall to your right. A teensy-tiny painting of Stitch’s spaceship is flying in the top left corner of the first mural. It’s almost as if Stitch went for a ride on Space-Ranger Spin, only instead of riding in the XP-37 star cruiser, he brought his own spaceship!

This next spot is a brand new addition to Tomorrowland – and Space Mountain.

In the new safety video playing throughout the Space Mountain queue, a 3D ‘digital mapping’ of Stitch can be glimpsed in the section asking riders to place all “hats, glasses and loose possessions in the storage pouch in front of you.” Yes, it seems like Stitch is hitting all the best rides!

The last spot to spot Stitch is in the Tomorrowland gift shop, Merchant of Venus.

The next time you’re in the shop, take a look up at the ceiling. Not only did Stitch leave a trail of footprints criss-crossing the store, he can also be seen smashing his way through the ceiling tiles!

So now that you’ve finally found the ‘escaped’ Stitch, what are you going to do? Turn him in to Galactic Star Command, let him continue his life on the lam, or ask him to join your ohana and move back home with you?

I know which one I’m going to choose!

This WDW fun fact comes courtesy of Kevin Yee’s Walt Disney World: Hidden History. Pics via TheDisneyBlog.com and AllEars.net.

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Please read this in the Alan Rickman Snape voice for maximum hillarity :D

The tipsyyyyyyyy doodleeee

i came home from college and my cat is pissed

remember that time my cat yelled at me when i came home for winter break

THIS IS SO CUTE.

They look so offended like ‘YOU WERE GONE FOR FOREVER

WHY DID YOU NOT BRING ME WITH YOU I NEEDED PETTINGS AND ATTENTION’

DON’T TRY TO PET ME WHILE I’M YELLING AT YOU

YOU CAN’T PET AWAY MY ANGER

THAT IS A LEGIT LECTURE OMG

So fucking cute " I have been so worried about you! You don't even call?!? How dare you come home and act like nothing happened. Dishonor. Dishonor on you! Dishonor on your cow!

We are thrilled to announce that Moana has found her voice in Native Hawaiian newcomer Auli’i Cravalho. See Moana in theatres Thanksgiving 2016!

Is this real?!?!??!? Skdhdhddjshshsje a hawaiian princess?!?