that feeling you get when you’re angry

anger

fucked up that we don’t make belts with loops for holding blades or pouches for storing coins and bunches of dried herbs anymore

since when did THIS

become sexier than THIS?

half of those are fanny packs

while both are an example of bags worn on the waist, a leather pouch is NOT the same thing as a fanny pack and i will die on this hill

so here’s the problem. I once yelled because I saw a centipede and my boyfriend commentated “a friend!” and when I said “no!” he added “and maybe....... a lover..” the problem is. now this has become standard procedure for referring to centipedes. so now I get messages like:

WHY IS MY NAME BEEF IN YOUR PHONE

you know................. like bf...............

Mongolians are cool because they’ve merged their traditional and modern ways of life so rather than having poverty due to losing all their important skills they just live in their yurts with their cows and 827474874mbs internet

sure their GDP in dollars is low but when you can survive like your anscestors did it doesn’t mean anything, nothing wrong with adding a motorcycle and wifi into the mix

Everyone should live like their ancestors did 1000 years ago but with the addition of wifi tbh

Adapt. Survive.

this is the single most inspiring piece of information I have yet to come across in all my moments in this world

where is that picture

ah here we go:

i hope the youtuber drama snowball with more and more people singlehandedly destroying their own career until not a single “personality” is left and youtube only hosts anime episodes separated into 4 parts and silly AMVs like god intended.

what if the teenage mutant ninja turtles exist in the mcu but they’re just really good at staying under the radar and criminals are too embarrassed to admit they got beat up by some guys in “turtle costumes” so they blame daredevil. peter parker worked as a pizza delivery boy for a while and brought like eight pizzas to a man hole cover but thought nothing of it bc nyc

peter parker: i once was one minute late delivering pizza and the dude was like “forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza” 

clint barton: oh cool u met one of the tmnt 

literally everyone: who 

clint: am i the only one in this goddamn city who knows about the crimefighting turtles that live in the sewers 

(they all think clint is playing an elaborate prank on them, especially when he shows them a photo of four guys wearing what are ‘very obviously halloween costumes’)

fun fact: it’s TMNT canon that the chemical container that hit Matt Murdock across the face and gave him his Daredevil abilities is the same canister that landed on the baby turtles and mutated them, so…..y’all aren’t far off

No you guys you don’t understand - TMNT has a canon multiverse and it is canon in said multiverse that every universe in existence has a TMNT. MCU is also part of the Marvel multiverse, and TMNT is in the Earth-616 Marvel multiverse, which means there must also be a version of the TMNT in every Marvel timeline.

Therefore, there IS a TMNT in the MCU. This is canon based on established multiverse lore in both franchises. You’re welcome.

we’re going to have to call smut ‘lemons’ again, aren’t we? 

LEMONS!? WHEN THE FUCK WAS THIS?!

oh you sweet summer child 

I actually made this a button last convention

Gaud I remember when it was lemons, I feel old now

explain pls

No

What are lemons??

I don’t own the copyright to this, others own the show. All I have is this saaaad little computer and a sketch pad. ^-^ Please don’t sue! I don’t need anymore stress!

Please R&R!!!!!!!

No flames. >///<

lol this story contains slash! Don’t like don’t read. Rated M. AragornxLegolas. lemon. Lololol ^-^ NO FLAMES OR I WILL KILL YOU WITH MY STABBITY SPORK OF Death! -__-

#this post made me age ten thousand years.

A/N: Things are probably going to be very OOC but who cares, It’s my fic, I do what I want! MUAHAHAHA!

Things story is lime but it might get a little lemony in later chapters ^.^ R&R no flaming!!! I don’t own the characters

this post killed me in one hit

>be me

>about 13 years old

>basically naivete incarnate still

>just discovered the world of fanfiction.net

>have an account and a few stories posted so far

>currently working on a fanfic of Spirited Away

>get a comment one day

>commenter asks if I can put lemons in my story

>I think it’s an odd request but will do anything to please a fan

>write the next chapter acknowledging the lemon request and say that the chapter WILL CONTAIN LEMONS

>about halfway through the chapter I wrote a giant duck running past the protagonist with an armful of lemons

>duck says “MY lemons” then runs off

>feel pleased with myself at having granted my fan’s request

>years later I find out there’s another meaning for lemon in the fanfic world

>lemons are sex scenes

>my commenter was asking me to put a sex scene in my story

>at 13 years old I unintentionally trolled the shit out of some random person

>whoops

is Joshua a good character that I like? Yes. Would I absolutely deck him without a second thought? absolutely

every time i see steven universe discourse i think “what if people were this intensely analytical about My Gym Partners a Monkey”

My Gym Partners A Monkey didn’t set itself up as the most progressive, amazing, can-do-no-wrong show on the air.

my fave thing is when SU critical blogs try to start steven universe discourse on this post

Just some Disney Pokémon trainers

artist: https://www.deviantart.com/pavlover/gallery/64251477/Disney-Pokemon-trainer

Following the Ace Striker - Comparisons (IE/GO/Ares)

Asuto, my sweet summer child you’d be shocked yet AMAZED how often it happens.

The parent trap: same kid edition