thestormfall reblogged
*someone, probably flash, starts a rumour that he’s dating spiderman*
ned: spiderman wouldn’t even breathe in your direction, flash
flash: what’s your problem man?? are you homophobic or what?? are you jealous??? spiderman is My Mans
peter:
armoredsoftie
*flash caughts peter wearing the spidey costume*
flash: dude you’re wearing his merch?? get over it
peter:
*catches peter frowning at a news report on Spider-Man*
flash: oh so now you hate spidey too?? That’s low, even for you Parker
Peter:
flash: spidey is such a great kisser
peter:
flash: god,, look at spideys ABS,, i would let him step on me
peter:
