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@thestereotypebuster / thestereotypebuster.tumblr.com

Lukas. 27. he/him ♌ Gay. Latino. 🏳️‍⚧️ Texas boy. is a pretentious little shit. less than average life experience.
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I don't have the energy to feel sad or hopeless or even mad. There are people that hate everything about who I am, and there always have been. And people like me have survived regardless. Thrived, even. The only thing i feel right now is defiance. And that's all i need.

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mar64ds

The loony tunes reboot had no fucking right to be that funny

the fishing license is, depending on your state, incredibly easy to get in like 10 minutes online from the Fish and Wildlife Service. Considering that daffy duck is a waterfowl, he almost certainly is eating fish right out of the water unlicensed (in character) and how did he get to the water? he likely flew. you know, with his wings. meaning he is also flying unlicensed.

however, we know that Daffy Duck is a sapient duck, and he presumably lives in a place with sapient ducks and also, canonically, a duck hunting season. This would mean that to hunt other ducks he needs a:

Federal Duck Stamp

Which costs $25 from the US Postal Service, and for all intents and purposes functions as a license to kill (other ducks)

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nientedal

I heard "America was founded by religious extremists who were kicked out of their own country" when I was a kid in the 1990s...but I heard it from my parents. They were Unitarian Universalists and super not interested in starry-eyed veneration of extremist Christian sects. At school it was exclusively the "fled to escape persecution" narrative.

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agnarid

"Teens need to know how to be safe online" and "Teens shouldn't be banned from online spaces because they're the only places some of them feel safe" can and should co-exist by the way.

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bunniope

If your parents didn’t have children, there’s a 100% chance that you won’t either

stone cold do not remember this post. what was i cooking in 2010. also jesus fucking christ FOURTEEN YEARS I’VE BEEN HERE???

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Once again I am unfortunate going through a rough time financially, so just a reminder that my Venmo is @xandy-hurley and my PayPal is @AlexandriaHurley

If you could throw even some pocket change my way it would be deeply appreciated

I love you guys

Hey, bringing this back because my finances have only gotten worse. If you can contribute in any way please consider it. I’m now in a position of being basically homeless so any little bit helps 🙏

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mapsontheweb

Parts of the country where self-service gas pumping is illegal.

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unterwaesche

I didn’t know about New Jersey’s law so imagine my shock when a pump jockey sprinted at my car and kicked my door shut when I tried to get out to get gas. I rolled down my window and asked him “Is there a law against pumping your own gas or something?” And he looked at me like I’M nuts and just said “…yes?”

okay but imagine this in the reverse. when i left new jersey as a driver for the first time and sat in my car for about ten minutes wondering where the attendant was until a nice man tapped on my window and just said the words “New Jersey?” and when I nodded he told me to get out of the car so he could teach me how to pump gas (and nicely didn’t laugh at me when I shot gas out of the nozzle across the side of my car).

me and the boys (all from new jersey) went on a road trip out of state and had to get gas and it ended up being sort of a Group Puzzle for the gang as we huddled around the gas pump and nozzle and tank and whatnot. just picture five people standing around the gas tank opening like its part of an escape room. it was very silly.

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piedude

So I guess the answer to “How many Jersey Boys does it take to figure out a gas pump?” is “At least 4”

Source: reddit.com
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sporesgalaxy

often I wonder.....why did Ice Age (2002) have to be a (perhaps even The Earliest) defining transgender moment for me. Why couldnt it have been something cool like an anime

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rubykgrant

there is some kind of spectrum for "Gender inspiration caused by John Leguizamo characters", and I'm not sure where each one fits, but these two are definitely major contributors~

WHAT!!!!!

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