i am seeking, i am striving;

just got fired from my government job… apparently they can control the weather with space lasers now so they don’t need me to stand on a dark tower and chant in a big bellowing voice to summon clouds and winds of fear and frost

dungeon meshi ah dungeon meshi

Day 7 of #Veiltober - Davrin Griffon Daddy.

My lyrium pusher: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “The Descent” you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯

Me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit.

5 minutes later: babe I swear I just saw a dwarf made of red lyrium running through the deep roads

My buddy Lace pacing: I̴̳̘͎̼̬͇̦̋̑S̴̥̥͈̰̓́Ä̶̰̜͍̗͚́͂̓̊T̶͕̺̝̖͌̑͂Ų̸̙̙̟̦̰̻̺̔̎̈͌̌̉͝N̸͙̓͑͆̍̑̔Ô̶̡̗̮̰̤̤͖̗̪̒̎͋̈̐̔̒̈́͝ͅL̵̡̢̛̖̫̗̗̼͍̈̈́̓̊̓Ḷ̷̡̘̖͓̳̽̀̐̊̕

poker is a hateful game that punishes people who wear their beautiful sensitive heart on their sleeve

Baby griffin: *in a corner, chewing the fleshy bits off the skull of a decapitated Hurlock*

Davrin: What's that in your mouth?

Baby griffin: *chewing faster*

Davrin: I said, WHAT THE FUCK IS IN YOUR MOUTH?

I see shelves of pots. I destroy shelf of pots. I am but a simple Rook.

everyone loves being disintegrated by my powerful beam

of course we cant ask them but i think its safe to assume

dude your brave and loyal knight fucking bit me

One of these days the royal court is going to realize I’m not actually a brave and chivalrous knight, I’m just my princess’s attack dog wrapped in metal plate.

DRAGON AGE: THE VEILGUARD (2024) Official Launch Trailer

october is gonna be a rough one girls

white heathcliff… it’s me i’m instagram face cathy ive come home

'you are not serious people' is a phrase that has done so much. thank you logan succession

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