Chaotic Paul Bettany on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

Jack, have you forgotten your promise?

A what if Billy and Agatha found Wanda first instead

He certainly doesn't mind the view 😂😉

Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World (2003)

Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World (2003)

#BringYourHusbandToWorkDay

Do you ever think about how robots who strive to be more human end up showing us the most important aspects about our own humanity?

And how it's worth fighting for?

A robot who picks up painting. Not because they want to recreate images flawlessly-- no, but because they want to create something that they can call their own. They want to learn how to break free of their programming. To come up with something creative. Something original. Something that means something to them.

A robot who wears clothing because he's self conscious about his body. His exposed mechanical joints, so unlike the joints of his organic counterparts'. His body shape similar, but not quite passable as human. He wears what's in fashion to fit in with his human peers. He wants to fit in. Please let him fit in.

A robot who is terrified of aging. She's met so many kind humans since she's been activated, and it breaks her motherboard to think about one day needing to say goodbye to them all. "I will outlive you", she says in her monotone, text-to-speech voice. No one can hear the weight of the words she carries with her.

A robot new enough to this world that they carry around with them a childlike wonder. They wish to find out more about the world. So much beauty, so many possibilities, so much information to take in around them. They want to know more. Just like humans, they want to learn.

A robot who was built for carnage. Built for war. Built for killing. But it strives for peace in spite of its programming every damn day. It sees and understands the beauty and wonder, the miracle that is life. It sees that life within itself, and how everyone deserves living. How it carries the knowledge of having ended lives before, and how it renounces its past actions. It wants to do good in this world. It wants to forget, but needs to remember.

A robot who downloads every piece of information he can find about a topic or interest that one of his human friends adores. He does this to impress them, to show he cares for them. He wishes he could show affection the ways humans do, but he isn't there yet. He doesn't know how to navigate all the intricacies of human emotion. So he does what he can. Is it friendship? Is it romance? The robot isn't sure, but decides that it is love, whatever kind.

what do you mean hes fictional. i need him