Choose Violence

I went looking and this is the poster… honestly shout out for this Ontario

no, spotify, i don't want to use ai to "turn my ideas into playlists". i already fucking do that with my brain and hands and i do it for fun. what, should i get ai to pet my cat for me? to play my silly games for me? to spend time with my beautiful wife for me? how about i rend you asunder

new variant on “your boos mean nothing; I’ve seen what makes you cheer”

I'm convinced it was a tragedy that tumblr learned the phrase "bury your gays" at the exact same time it decided that any fictional media darker than Landlord White was pearl-clutchingly problematic. Pouring one out for every creator of earnest LGBT+ media wanting to explore the themes of grief loss and tragedy who then got subsequently hounded by mobs of terminally online users brainrotted on nothing but conflict-free coffee shop AUs.

What Bury Your Gays actually is: queer characters brought in and killed only for shock value and to further the journey of the straight protagonist

What Bury Your Gays is NOT: any story with a queer death

The Guardian have announced they'll no longer post on Twitter from its official accounts.

A lot can change in a week. An exodus from Twitter can only be a good thing.

Percy listens to those whale noises that people use to sleep and he just listens to them like a podcast.

And any time he hears someone like Annabeth listening to them he's like "Wow Daphne is really something else. Honestly I can't believe she would do that"

And like she's like "what?"

And Percy just translates the entire thing to her and instead of calming sounds to help her concentrate she now has Percy tell her all the whale drama which she is oddly immersed with.

this is the funniest thing ever

we really have to hand it to bruises for being easy to acquire, fun to touch, usually relatively harmless, and capable of turning a variety of pretty colours as they cycle through the stages of their life cycle from birth to death. they do so much for us. and even more if you're a bit of a pervert about it.

Percy Jackson is against bullying.

He is however very sad that neither Annabeth, Clarrise or Drew had met Octavian in camp Jupiter, because as much as he frowns on it he would pay any kind of money to see those three tear him a new one for acting like a little bitch he is.

way back in 10th grade i had gym class with a scary girl with neon green & black hair who chewed flavored condoms like chewing gum and once showed me a picture of her boyfriend's back scratched completely bloody. she only ever addressed me as "eyeliner." one day i asked why.

"cuz of your big gay stupid pretty eyelashes"

"....shouldn't it be 'mascara,' then?"

"shut up, eyeliner."

anyway that's why i'm gay now

i think she knew before anyone, dude. i think she looked straight into my soul and saw a girl she wanted to bully

i want you to imagine you're in 10th grade and a girl blows a big green bubble at you and snaps it back in her mouth and you say "can i have a piece of gum" and she rolls her eyes and says "it's a condom, eyeliner. green apple." i'm still not over it

as much as I love portrayals of the sun and moon as a (lesbian) couple, the greeks were really on to something when they said "actually they're siblings who disapprove of each other's life choices"

Barduil is such a funny ship, because we literally saw two tired hot widowed DILFs interacting and we said "They're dating."

bagginshield sketch

as an aroace individual and bagginshield fan i like to imagine bilbo and thorin putting their foreheads together instead of kissing

king under the mountain (at least he was, for like two days)

ok but the full translation is also extremely good

idek what this says i just pressed post immediately after seeing the word 'blessica'

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