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Believe in me, because I don't believe in anything

@thesoftboiledegg / thesoftboiledegg.tumblr.com

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Welcome to my blog! While you're here, I invite you to check out the fan fiction that I've written:

💫 Spectrum of the Curve (Rick and Morty)

Chapters: 5/5

Z-568, S-408, C-137, X-216 and O-789: five different Ricks and Mortys, five different iterations on the Central Finite Curve. Each adventure starts and ends on the same planet. But while they end up in the same place, it's their characters, desires and inner goodness--or lack thereof--that makes all the difference in their journeys.

🌿 Running Like Water (Rick and Morty)

Chapters: 20/20

C-137 Rick and Morty were supposed to be on Arcturo for forty-five minutes. A malfunctioning portal gun leads to an alliance with X-216 Rick and Morty. But as they get closer, C-137 has no idea that an enemy is lurking in the shadows.

Thanks for looking!

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miggylol

First off, spin this wheel.

You just landed on one of 200 fandoms that have been very popular somewhere on Tumblr over the years. Topics were chosen either from appearing on a @fandom end-of-year recap or from my own long (long, long) site memories before that.

also all of these fandoms are definitely things that really exist in the real world and none of them are Tumblr creations

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This is one of the most disturbing articles about sexual abuse that I've ever read. Please only read it when/if you are strong enough to cope with some really horrific details.

If you thought the podcast was heavy on details, this is worse.

Also lots of pics of the author.

If I've missed any warnings please shout.

Sending love and strength to anyone who is affected. Most of all, as always, to the survivors 💕

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capt-t-leela

my earlier post about Leela's strength made me think too about how much homegirl would have to eat to live like that, which is, of course, not totally a science.

I'm assuming she's about 5'10" and 160lbs, which means that just to exist in the world, sitting on the Planet Express lounge couch, she'd need about 1,700 calories a day.

I'd consider her "Extremely Active" between a labor-intensive job, strength training, cardio, and martial arts - which would add an additional ~1,000 calories a day to MAINTAIN her current level of muscle mass.

So Just to maintain her current body comp, she'd need about 2,700 calories a day. Just. To. Maintain.

If she's trying to put on muscle, then she'd need about another 300-400 calories a day on top of that.

Anyway, YA GURL EATS

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kirkwail

yes i have a thing for self-loathing fictional characters being loved and in the process learning to love themselves and no that does not imply anything about me personally as a person i swear

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Rick Sanchez Doodle

Just playing with some different characters and styles for the moment ^_^ Thought it would be fun do draw Rick from Rick and Morty ^^

I hope you’re all enjoying your evening! and that you have a super lovely weekend ahead of you ^^

Love you all,

~FtK

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fandomwe1rd0

It's honestly really depressing when you consider that Rick is the only person that actively seeks Morty out. And even then it's for selfish reasons (going on adventures). Nobody else even seems to notice or care when he's gone, much less seek him out. Hell, no wonder he's codepedent, Rick is the only person that actually pays any kind of attention to him. Even if that attention is negative. My poor precious baby boy.

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no matter how hard i try i will always be that little girl wondering why everyone is better friends with eachother than her and begging to be loved

in another life we're all on the playground sitting by the fence in the grass together and we all have eachother. maybe not here but somewhere it wasn't like this.

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