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@theskepticalcat / theskepticalcat.tumblr.com

Civet, 30s, they/she. Side blogs: Lolita fashion @radiantlace, Mori/nature @pearly-forest-snail, Foods @itssstimetoeat
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fuforthought

I’m going to be honest. If you don’t think this clip is the highest point of cinematic endeavor, you and I will never be acquaintances, let alone friends.

Young Taoism Fighter (1986)

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o-kurwa

My man was really gonna let a fucking BEAR into his house for the views and the BEAR had to be the sensible one here

The bear said “You live like this?”

This always takes me the fuck out because so far as I can tell that's LITERALLY what's happening. That bear is looking around pretty apprehensive, it looks like she's sizing up the likelihood of finding something good in there (food, shelter, whatever) vs the odds of getting hurt...and coming to the conclusion that it's not worth it. That human is just acting too weird.

The bear is, LITERALLY, exhibiting more common sense and wildlife encounter good practice than the cameraperson.

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[Video description: Four videos that have been stitched together; the first three are captioned. One: A lawyer in a suit says smugly, "I sued a 9-year-old kid and won!" Two: A bearded person sits outside and says ironically, "I challenged a nine year old kid to a basketball game and won." Three: A person wearing a yellow bandanna as a sweatband says dramatically, "I challenged a nine year old kid to a bench press competition, and won." Four: A (presumably) nine year old kid walks across a lawn, shaking their head slightly and sounding out of breath as they say, "I had the worst day of my life." End description.]

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