When the waiter gives you a free basket of fries.
“Lose weight, gain a man!“
When I ask my brother if he thinks I’m pretty.
What relatives think my sister and I are like.
Me at any wedding I attend with my mom.
When they ask what makes me so special.
When he tries to educate you on what’s wrong with women these days.
When all the guys who turned you down/you turned down are getting married.
When you’re having a nice conversation and then he says something racist.
When he says I should lower my standards if I ever hope to get married.
My go-to word to end a conversation with a dude.
When I’m waiting for the check to arrive so I can end this meet/greet.
Guys: still here, still single, just busy. Also, still great.
When my mom is talking me up to some auntie.
When a guy I was talking to gets engaged to a girl I hate.
When I tell Aunties I’m in no rush.
“If you don’t get married, what will you do in your old age?”