The Signs As... Schitt’s Creek

Sagittarius

Alexis Rose

Sagittarius - Felix Madrigal

Crabby Aries needs a good workout.

Crabby Taurus needs a snack.

Crabby Gemini needs a night out.

Crabby Cancer needs help.

Crabby Leo needs attention.

Crabby Virgo needs to sort their feelings.

Crabby Libra needs a date.

Crabby Scorpio needs a laugh.

Crabby Sagittarius needs a change.

Crabby Capricorn needs a thank you.

Crabby Aquarius needs something new.

Crabby Pisces needs a nap.

The Signs as...Pizza 🍕

Aries: Taco

Taurus: Ham & Pineapple

Gemini: Supreme

Cancer: Bagel

Leo: Margherita

Virgo: Meat Lover’s

Libra: Greek

Scorpio: Pepperoni/Sausage

Sagittarius: BBQ Chicken

Capricorn: Buffalo Chicken

Aquarius: Spinach/Veggie

Pisces: Fruit

Ideal Pets for the Signs 🐶 (sun/moon/venus) pt. II

Virgo: Guinea Pigs

Virgo usually prides themselves on cleanliness, order, and a specific set of higher standards. They’re not ones to appreciate shedding or potty messes. Guinea pigs are fluffy and sweet, and any mess they might make is quarantined to their cages for easy clean up. Cuddly enough to bond with, but not so much work that it cramps Virgo’s style & work ethic.

Libra: Toy (small) Dogs

Libra is much like Virgo with the more low maintenance animals, please and thank you. Still, this Venus sign is a cuddler and nothing is cuddlier than a dog, especially if it’s a tiny one that can be carried around or fits perfectly in their lap. Libras tend to happily spoil their tiny canines with the best of everything money can buy.

Scorpio: Guard Dog

Scorpio likes it’s “bully” or even larger working class breeds, whether pit, boxer, sometimes husky, doberman, etc. Not to be mean of course, but to look intimidating. Being of the more paranoid variety of folks, they like a dog that makes them feel safe & protected. Even better if the dog has a bark that strikes fear into the heart. Scary on the outside, sweet on the inside, just like Scorpio.

Sagittarius: Rabbit

Sagittarius is also a contender for the low maintenance pet, as they’re usually very busy and don’t like to spend a lot time at home. A rabbit is perfect for the Sagittarius lifestyle, happy to run around on the floor, or be cuddled, or stay in their cage and mind their business. Whatever Sag has (or doesn’t have) planned for the day, a rabbit is perfectly fine with the outcome.

Capricorn: Cat

The most low maintenance pet of them all! Someone, somewhere laughed at that. Cats are perfectly suited to spend their days lounging about while Capricorn is working and otherwise living their life. Once home, Capricorn likes to feel needed, and cats provide just the right kind of snuggles & mischief to keep their owners entertained. A traditional pet that can equally measure as best friend.

Aquarius: Ferret

Any number of odd creatures is perfect for Aquarius, but ferret tops the list. Cuddly enough to be a typical pet, funny enough to be a YouTube star, these curious & active little thieves are the perfect touch to the Aquarian eccentricity. Their detached approach is perfect, for the ferrets just want to run around and steal more goodies for their always growing treasure bank, even if it’s the car keys. And Aquarius can always blame them for being late.

Pisces: Turtle

Like Aquarius, any number of funny creatures would be perfect for Pisces, they could probably befriend a squirrel. For the sake of this list, a turtle is perfect. If you can play with a turtle, talk to a turtle, bond with a turtle, Pisces will instinctively know how. Pisces also hates losing their pets, they experience a very deep heartbreak, and turtles live for a very long time, proving to be a lifelong companion.

- Scorpio jealousy is well known & documented, but Capricorn jealousy is the most dangerous. Like they will literally try to copy/paste your entire lives, if they want or feel they deserve what you have (worse if they feel you don’t).

- Heavy gamblers usually have a lot of 5th house planets. The biggest winners often have Moon/Mercury/Venus/N Node in the 5th house, and/or the ruler of the 5th house in the 1st/2nd. Jupiter living in or harmoniously aspecting the 2nd or 5th house is the sign of a “lucky win”. If the 6th & 11th house rulers live together in the 11th, winning can be a frequent affair.

- The addictive/loss kind of gambling includes Mercury ruling the 5th and placed in the 6th/12th house, or planets that are debilitated or squared. Especially Neptune, and those in the 6th & 12th houses.

- Jupiter alone in the 6th/11th, or these houses ruling planets meeting together in the 6th/11th house indicates good luck via investments, trading & the stock market.

- Although both Saturn and Capricorn are known to cause delays in marriage or general “late blooming”, Saturn Capricorns often decide to marry early in a relationship, or very young.

- Pisces men are often hard asses, not “emotional” (though some are and they can all be very talkative and quite charming). These men often choose hardworking craftsman professions like construction & carpentry.

- Libra woman (sun/moon/rising) are some of the least “peaceful” women I’ve ever met in my life.

- It’s hard telling who is more of a diva, Leo or Cancer.

- Sagittarius & Aquarius are immune to emotional manipulations & guilt, they must be approached with logic.

- If the 5th House is in Gemini, Virgo, Capricorn or Aquarius (Mercury & Saturn signs), the person may be unable or unwilling to have children. If Mercury or Saturn is in the 5th or 9th house, if a couple has these positions in their combined synastry or if one partner has one and another partner has the other, they may choose to adopt children.

- Adopted children do not follow any one set of astrological patterns. Personal planets (especially Moon) in the 12th, Neptune, or a strong 12th House ruler in a debilitated house indicate abandonment issues. A weak 4th house can play a role. Mars, Lilith, and/or Aries in the 4th can indicate an angry parent or violent household. Many cases of abandonment or worse have been found in children with strong 5th houses adversely aspecting strong 12th house biological parent/s.

- Capricorn and Aquarius sun/moon (Saturn signs) are often considered “old souls” as children, and often have strong/stronger bonds with their grandparents vs parents.

- Gemini is the only sign with a consistent bad reputation for trying to seduce people already in relationships, especially the men.

- Lilith is most toxic to others in Aries, Libra & Scorpio, especially when coupled with Mars or in the 4th, 7th & 8th houses. In Cancer, their toxicity is reactive to what’s been done to them by others, most often the mother. In Virgo & Aquarius, they’re most toxic to themselves.

Your family that you’re born into tends to have a type dynamic, which is fixed, mutable, or cardinal.

Squares & oppositions are heavily prominent in family members, probably to teach in situations we can’t often readily leave...or don’t want to.

Meaning one or both parents are of one quality, and the children are in the same family in either sun/moon, most often, though can also include Venus/mars for some sense of compatibility as well.

The children or family members that do not have sun/moon in those quality of signs are often the glue of the family. Say Gemini in a family of fixed, or Libra in a family of mutable, or Leo in a family of cardinal, but it can be any sign. They are most often outside of whatever family drama/dynamic/tension may be taking place. They are the breath of fresh air.

If you are part of the dynamic of quality tension in your family, it’s written in the stars, for you all have something to learn from the other.

And if you’re the “good one”, the joke teller, the has a decent separate relationship with everyone, the one that brings everyone back together... you deserve all of the cookies, and you play a most important role in your family’s whole dynamic ❤️

Your dynamic will possibly change from the family you’re born into, to the one you create. As a Pisces you may be raised in a Cardinal family playing the role of peacemaker, just to have a mutable family later on where you’re the star of the tension, but your partner is a Taurus that tends to defuse the bombs.

Or vice versa.

There are also karmic family dynamics where family members share planet positions or houses, intercepted houses with a running theme, or any number of similarities that are passed down the line. They are different for everyone, but they usually exist for everyone too, in one way or another.

It’s fun to learn about these & I encourage everyone to do so 😊

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2. PROFESSOR LOCKHART

3. RUFUS SCRIMGEOUR

4. MADAM POMFREY

5. MOANING MYRTLE

The Sign Effects On Your Houses

1st House sign - the Sun & Moon signs of people that immediately understand you the best, and you them. Also the sign easiest for you to “see through”. The outer persona you present to those that don’t know you closely, or how others perceive you to be.

2nd House - a Sun/Moon sign that brings you gifts, helps you in attaining material possessions or real estate, and may even affect your self worth (both good/bad). The kind of material things that are important to you, and how you care for them.

3rd House - often the Sun/Moon/Rising of your siblings & neighbors, and what kind of sibling/neighbor you are to others. Your style of communication & moods.

4th House - often the Sun/Moon sign of your mother or mothering figures, early childhood, the feelings and standards you have toward your own home, your conduct & emotional feelings toward your home

5th House - often the Sun/Moon (or even the timing) sign of your first child, or the circumstances/beliefs of having children and how many, your hobbies and the type of people that share them, the Sun/Moon sign of casual sexual partners or clandestine affairs.

6th House - the Sun/Moon sign you’re most often around in public, your coworkers, acquaintances, team mates & school mates. Your health or disabilities & how you manage them. Your daily routine.

7th House - the Sun/Moon sign of those you most often attract romantically, how you act with partners and how they act with you, what you may project onto others (whether true or not), your personal style of love and those that you love deeply.

8th House - the Sun/Moon sign of your marriage partner, often the Sun/Moon signs of those you lose that hurt the most (due to death & circumstances beyond control), or describes what you may lose, joint finances and how you handle them, the law & financial institutions or debts you may have. Your own deaths (literally or figuratively). Your secrets & fears regarding intimacy. The darkest depths of your sex life. Also, your own regeneration & rebirths, what you overcome.

9th House - the Sun/Moon signs of those that teach you the most valuable information, whether actual teachers or the lessons of life, how you approach education & how you learn. Your general views, beliefs, and religious practices. The kinds of places you would travel to, and the circumstances of doing so.

10th House - the Sun/Moon signs of those that help you most in your career, the sign you wish to be more like. The career you fit most suited for & how you act at work, your authority figures/bosses/and your father. How the public & coworkers see you.

11th House - the Sun/Moon sign of your friends, the crowd you attract, or the “group” you fit into. How you act with friends. Your standing in the community, social services & humanitarian causes. Your deepest hopes, wishes & dreams, and your social platform.

12th House - the Sun/Moon sign of your enemies, or people that tend to work against you and antagonize or are antagonized by you. Also those of your karmic soulmates or past life connections (love & hate have a thin line). Your inner turmoil, your deepest fears, mental disabilities, limiting beliefs, areas of self-sabotage or the things about yourself you try to hide.

- includes rising/Venus/Mars in deeper relations

- if your house has two signs, both apply

- most relationships have several of these taking place at once

- it’s worth noting that for a straight couple, in a woman’s chart, the husband’s planets/type are typically found in the 8th house; in a man’s chart, the wife’s planets/type is usually found in the 2nd.

100% Do What They Say Squad:

Aries, Leo, Virgo, Scorpio

Full of Excuses Squad:

Libra, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Pisces

Will Do It...When They Feel Like It Squad:

Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Aquarius

sun & moon

Sagittarius during Quarantine:

Sagittarius as...DC Superheroes 🦸‍♂️

Aries:

X-Men

Recess

Dragonball Z

Leo:

Powerpuff Girls

Johnny Bravo

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Sagittarius:

The Simpsons

The Wild Thornberrys

Rocket Power

The Fire 🔥 Signs in 2020 🥳

Aries:

Leo:

Sagittarius:

The Signs As...Holiday Gifters 🥳 Pt II

Libra: Thinking of you

Scorpio: Electronics

Sagittarius: Sharper Image

Capricorn: Prime Lightning Deals

Aquarius: Weird or foreign

Pisces: Sentimental

Aries - Grateful for all they do to help; strong & confident just being near them; able to not sweat the small stuff and enjoy the daily joys of life. But also...like you’re not sure if you should thank them or go off on them for backwards compliments & overstepping their bounds; annoyed with their hypocrisy; and tired. They can easily make you feel tired.

Taurus - At home wherever you are; sensual & attractive, whether towards them or such as them; comfortable in your own skin; at ease spilling your soul. But also...bored & stir crazy; stubborn with your own opinions if only just to counter theirs; like an overachiever that forgets the small & (to them) more important things in life.

Gemini - Talkative; like you’ve found your new best friend; “young again”; interested and also interesting; intellectually stimulating & funny. But also...like you can’t trust them; missing/hidden agendas; judgmental; pretentious & generally uneasy.

Cancer - Emotionally connected, or more emotional in general; trusting, artistic & creative, spiritually in tune with the universe on some ethereal level. But also...like walking on eggshells or dancing around a trigger; the calm before a storm; unsure of how to react or what to say; distance, for your own sake.

Leo - Proud; in awe of their performances; stronger and bolder; “in the loop”; popular and accepted by some greater force. But also...inadequate; general disinterest of their hobbies & constant advice; not up to some imaginary standard & judged.

Virgo - Responsible; intellectually stimulating; friendly & optimistic; finally someone understands what you’re going through; really heard. But also...judged all day and night, for everything; more secure or “normal” compared to their obscure interests; worried & insecure; like you don’t even have it together at all.

Libra - Loved; Appreciated; A partner in crime; A leader with cheering support; rarely, if ever, hurt or let down; An optimist of all the beautiful things in life. But also...painfully insecure; not good looking or trendy enough; boring; gossiping & backstabby; like you ask too much, unsure of their end game, feelings, or motives.

Scorpio - Safe; protected; genuine emotion from soul-like places; fearless; intense & close; irreplaceable, deeply cherished. But also...paranoid; jealous; the “brain” behind a reckless adventure; hurt by thoughtless words, whether said in jest or with meaning; stabbed in the back, or even the heart.

Sagittarius - Friendly; childlike; without a care in the world; blunt in speech and manner; silly & playful; “you only live once”. But also...petty, as a reflex; a closet psychologist; unsure of boundaries or your own comfort zones; religiously/spiritually attacked & baited.

Capricorn - Part of a family, a clique, or a group of status; respected; well meaning or intentioned; like you’re “keeping up with the Jones’”; winning at life. But also...too cold, or more often, too warm; a ray of sunlight over a little black rain cloud; confused with emotion; something is unfair; an unrealistic optimist; disenchanted, dismayed, disrespected.

Aquarius - Intellectual; different; like you know something no one else does; original & unique; powerful in your sense of self; rebellious; wild; unrestricted & fun. But also...annoyed with the unorthodox life; dull or too careful/safe; too caring, loving, or emotional; tired of games; resistant to changing “old ways”; hurt feelings from being intentionally or not...ignored.

Pisces - Adored & cared for; just like way back when; you’ve gone back in time several years; deep emotion; spiritual; nostalgia & sentiments; a natural storyteller, and/or a good listener. But also...attacked over nothing; manipulated; stating the obvious; impatient; ready to shake things up; a longing for new & greener pastures.

Check your sun/moon/rising ☀️

Sagittarius 🎯 as Marvel Characters

Black Widow

Sandman

Wong

Hawkeye

Mary Jane