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Jesper: I don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate or malewife our way out of it this time.
Kaz: [cracking his knuckles]
Kaz: Manslaughter it is.
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Incorrect soc qoutes
Kaz:Okay so you killed the inferni and jesper had the heart render
Inej:yeah, who did you deal with?
Kaz:the darkling(casually)
Inej:the darkling?!
Kaz:yeah...
Inej:how did you survive?
Kaz:I used the smoke bomb Wylan made
Inej:.... You used a SMOKE BOMB to survive the darkling?
Kaz:yeah..
Inej:saints
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Jesper: What happens when you die?
Inej: You go to heaven.
Jesper: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff?
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Inej: Don't worry— I’ve got a few knives up my sleeve!
Wylan: I think you mean tricks.
Kaz: She does not.
Inej, pulling three knives out of her sleeve: I do not. Kaz is the one with the tricks up his sleeve. And knives. He has those too.
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<six of crows as b99 quotes3
Jesper: So, Kaz I have some news
Kaz: What happened
Jesper: Well, remember when you told me not to burn down the crows club
Kaz: You burned down the crows club??
Jesper: No, I had the fire put out almost immediately. This is a success story
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wylan: thanks, dad.
the crows:
wylan: why’s everyone staring at me?
nina: you just called kaz dad. you said “thanks, dad.”
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Kaz: you know, you’re like a fun vampire
Matthias:
Kaz: except you don’t suck blood
Kaz: you just suck
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Kaz: You deserve a reward for putting up with me
Inej: Oh darling, you're my reward <3
Jesper: You deserve a reward for putting up with me
Wylan: Yeah I do babe, because sometimes your a real pain in my ass <3
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Matthias: I'm pretty sure that's illegal demjin
Kaz: And I'm pretty sure I'm a criminal Matthias
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[gunshot]
Jesper: So sorry, new ringtone.
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*while getting arrested*
Jesper: I can't believe we got caught, MY LIFE IS OVER
Also Jesper: *posing while taking photos*
Kaz: When did this become Vogue: Behind Bars?
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Six of Crows Incorrect Quotes Generator 3
Inej: Why are you drinking? Jesper: I drink when I'm depressed. Inej: But you're always drinking? Jesper: *smug grin* _____ *Jesper is crying after a breakup* Inej: There there, Jesper. Jesper, still crying: Thanks, but how did you get into my room? Inej: Great question— _____ Nina: You might not know this, Kaz, but I am a flawed person. Kaz: I do know that. _____ Nina, looking at the crew: Okay, so I need to become a therapist faster. _____ Nina: Are you trying to give me an aneurysm? Inej: Pretty sure we all are. Matthias: I wasn't. Kaz: I was. Wylan: I was trying to stop them, for your consideration. Jesper: I just cause aneurysms naturally. _____ Jesper: Hi, I'm Jesper, and only you can prevent forest fires... seriously, it has to be you. I'm sure as hell not gonna do it. _____ Nina: Have I ever told you that I love you with my whole heart? Matthias: For the love of all that is holy, I am not taking you for waffles. It’s 2am! Nina: Mean.
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kaz in his chapters: im so good at planning. pekka rollins makes me so angy. oh lookie inej. i quite like inej