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@thesarahshay / thesarahshay.tumblr.com

Writer, musician, and podcaster in Seattle. She/her.
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AHHHAHAHAHA

I CAME HOME FROM WORK AND EVERYONE WAS GONE AND THEY LEFT ALL THE FOOD OUT FROM THE POTLUCK WITH A NOTE THAT SAID "EAT ANYTHING YOU WANT AND PUT THE REST IN THE FRIDGE" WITH A FUCKING SMILEY FACE

I got home at 12:30am; I don't want to eat your goddamn pasta salad. But because the note didn't indicate whether the roommate is coming home tonight, I had to put the stuff away or risk letting it all go to waste, and I fucking hate wasting food.

SHE LET HER FRIENDS DRINK MY EXPENSIVE BOOZE AND THEN LEFT THE FOOD OUT FOR ME TO PUT AWAY

GOODBYE

(p.s. new tag for this sorta shit is "fuggin roommates," please blacklist it at your leisure)

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mitchclem

So, once upon a time I was selling a poster on eBay that I’d done for some bands that were favorites of mine in high school. And then both of the guys from both of those bands said some really ugly, irredeemable shit online while the auction was up. And so I took the auction down. At that point, the idea that someone would have my art for those bands proudly displayed on their wall made me unhappy to think about. And then, after I took the auction down, a few people wrote to me asking why, as they’d been following the auction or had bid on it, etc etc. And so I made a very brief statement clarifying why I took it down. I didn’t “@-reply” or tag anyone involved, I didn’t call for a boycott, I didn’t throw down any gauntlets. Just let my followers know what happened in as calm and magnanimous a way as I could think of.

And then one of my high school heroes called me a “creep” and an “insufferable twat” and referred to my poster as “asinine”. The asinine thing really seems like more of a vocabulary show-off than anything, as the word doesn’t really apply in any way to, you know, creating art to promote that dude’s band? But I’ll give him a pass since it’s basically the least stupid thing he’s said online in the past two days.

Anyhow. Just kinda felt like sharing that. I don’t really have a point here and I’m kinda too weirded out to really be, like, sad or angry or anything. So please don’t assume that. It’s just… you don’t not share something like this, right?

Fun side-story: One of those retweets and two of those favorites on Ben’s post came from that guy from last October who sent me straight-up one of the creepiest and stalkery-est series of emails I’ve gotten ever and his girlfriend. Haven’t heard from either of them in nearly a year until now. Huh.

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thesarahshay

Well, that's just fucking great. I'm so excited to have one of my favorite bands ruined for me forever. I actually still haven't heard what Ben Weasel did lately that everyone's talking about, but if he's fucking with my boy Mitch I kind of don't NEED to know any more than that.

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