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akelafang

I adore the "Merlin doesn't realize Arthur's counting him because he doesn't understand nobles" fics however I would love to see a reverse on this.

Arthur is so used to courtship being about expensive gifts and grand gestures amongst the nobles that he has no idea Merlin's been courting him in the more simple way people do in Ealdor. Things like cooking for your intended, handmade gifts, helping them with tasks around the village, and using a split coin as a proposal instead of a ring. By the time Arthur realises anything Merlin already considers them married

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tansyuduri

OH GOSH WHAT IF THEY WERE BOTH COURTING EACH OTHER. And completely clueless the other one is doing the same HAHAHA

Hold ghe phone @tamaha & @larluce , I feel like you're gonna love this.

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Merthur accidental baby aquisition trope meets time shenanigans au

they find a seemingly abandoned (but healthy) baby. this is appalling and they start arguing over what to do. this baby then does magic right where Arthur can see him. His eyes glow gold. Merlin's heart stops as he recognizes that mop of hair on the baby's head.

Arthur is freaking out because 1. a baby having magic challenges everything he was taught about magic and 2. Uther will kill this baby.

Merlin is freaking out because somehow his 2yo self is here and in Arthur's chambers right under Uther's nose.

YEEEEEES!!!!

(This is me violently encouraging you to continue but I also wanna make sure you have fun with this idea, so I'm saying now that it's naturally your choice whether you continue at all. And if you do, take your time and don't let yourself be pressured. I'm just excited 🙏)

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Merlin and Arthur but maybe this continues like this:

Arthur doesn't believe shit. What do you mean Merlin doesn't remember him? HIM?! Who does he think he is? He's been looking for him for weeks like a jilted lover (not that he is one) and when they meet again he doesn't remember anything of what they have experienced but he does remember that Gwaine once split eight apples with his head?

As expected, Arthur lashes out. The guy tends to be a brute when his emotions get too much. Obviously, he clashes with Merlin who doesn't let anyone walk all over him. So the knights are forced to endure a back and forth of sarcasm and bad temper.

«You can't talk to me like that, I'm a prince»

«How could I be sure of that? Memory loss, remember, you royal idiot?»

«I couldn't forget it because you keep repeating it to me!»

«I wouldn't repeat it if it didn't seem like the one with head problems is someone else who isn't me. Could you tell me if there have been many blows to your head or if it's just the nobility inflating it so much that it doesn't allow anything new to enter?»

«I'll show you lots of blows to the...»

I don't need to say that they didn't manage to do much that day. The knights looked for an inn and rested with their hearts heavy with worry for the young ex-servant who seemed to have forgotten parts of his life.

The next day, Arthur goes out to find his knights already talking to Merlin. Everyone seems very happy, chatting and laughing like any other time, but from what he understood from the previous day, it's just him that he doesn't seem to remember. Again, what kind of memory loss is that?

Talking to the knights, Merlin finds out why they are there and offers to accompany them to talk to someone who other townspeople have pointed out as a possible witness and this is because, SURPRISE, coincidentally, he is on his way there. He is a hard-working man whose elderly mother is ill and Merlin has been hired to prepare the medicine she requires.

The truth is that the man was in the area where the whole incident against those who went to look for the sorcerer happened because moments before he had met with Merlin to exchange the brew. And now Merlin wants to know if he really saw something that could incriminate him or endanger the sorcerer he helped escape.

They go to the man's house, do what they have to do, get nothing because the man didn't see anything (bullshit but he believes in Merlin)

So they keep searching and investigating, and Merlin accompanies them because he needs to make sure they don't find the people he's helped move (not just in that town) so he bombards them with verbose until they spill the beans, and no one believes anything bad about it because this is sweet and naive Merlin, please...

And more verbal challenges are exchanged between Arthur and Merlin because Arthur can't stand the tall man acting like nothing happened with everyone but him and he must find a way to get Merlin to admit that everything ut's either a bad joke (which will earn him a few nights of polishing every brick in the castle) or he says something that finally makes sense of how he forgot Arthur and if this way irritates him to the point of his ears glow from how red they get, that's just a bonus

«If I don't remember that he's a noble and I stab him, is it really illegal?»

«IT'S ILLEGAL IF YOU STABB ANYONE, MERLIN"

"What if no one sees it? Is it still illegal?»

«Now you're just playing dumb»

«No, no, Lance, I do think he has a couple of good points»

«Don't encourage him, Gwaine»

Anyway, somehow they end up discovering that the men who were sent to find the accused are a group that every time they are sent they return to Camelot with stories sufficiently disturbing to avoid too many questions since the sorcerers this group Usually look for never make it to Camelot.

Perhaps they find out while they are divided. One group is at the inn eating and it is there that they meet the derailed knights (we would call them the haters)... So the round table connects the dots and a fight breaks out.

On the other hand, half of the round table that was not looking for food finds out about the haters from a survivor who explains to them that these so-called knights seek to exterminate sorcerers by his own hand.

«It is not their right to judge. The king's law must be given by the king» Arthur says

«It's not as if the judging part happens much in front of the king either» Merlin attacks. «more like simply sentence and death. Even if they are not really sorcerers or even if there was no harm or injury»

Lancelot is the one who silences Merlin before a fight breaks out, calming him down by speaking comfortingly because there is no time to waste.They must meet up with the others because if they are lucky perhaps the group of haters will still be around and they can catch them there instead of in Camelot where the situation is still tense as to prove that there are even weaknesses within the army...

The problem is, as we know, that the haters are fighting at that very moment with the other members of the round table and they outnumber them.

So as he opens the door of the inn a dagger immediately flies towards Merlin, who is the one who is going ahead. But it does not hit him but Arthur who somehow quickly got in the way.

Blood blooms like a dam that overflows before Merlin's eyes, eyes that instantly turn golden, causing every Rebel knight (every hater) to fall unconscious. And isn't Arthur supposed to be unconscious at times like this too? Because he definitely shouldn't have seen that, he didn't want to see it and now that he has he must acknowledge that Merlin has magic

I so do love it when there is more to a story <3

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miyriu

au where Arthur knows about Merlin’s magic almost from the beginning (and Merlin knows that he knows) but Merlin still tells everyone who also knows not to tell Arthur because he and Arthur looove all the hilarious and awkward situations that happen because of that. they are just two idiots who love fooling others, and then they talk about it in Arthur's chambers where it is safe and laungh (tho Arthur is a bit bitter that, apparently, everyone thinks he is so stupid that he doesn't notice Merlin’s magic)

do you see the vision???

oh! oh! and then Merlin, much later in life, when Arthur is a King but the ban is not lifted yet (political reasons), starts using his magic left and right just to see how Arthur would explain this to those who are against magic and if those who also know of his magic would catch on the fact that Arthur knows

op👀 I see your vision.

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achillesuwu

I just think it would be HILARIOUS if Merlin dates someone for a loooooong time some centuries after Arthur's death and that someone is immortal.

Idk, just the idea of merlin having that ex vampire dude he dated for 276 years or something and they parted in good term. They are still good friends and it drives Arthur INSANE

More Merlin actually living for 1500+ years and meeting new people because you can NOT convince me that if someone live for more 1500 years in a world where there are others long-living beings they will not form bond that defy every social expectation

like (-still not dating merthur -)

Arthur : you dated him for nearly THREE centuries!?

Merlin : well, yeah?

Arthur : and you want to make me believe that you two cuddling on the couch was totally platonic!?!?

Merlin, 1500+ yo and very much know how to communicate with his friends and ex-partner: yeah??

Arthur I just noticed that I wanted to be the one sleeping on you on the couch and I don't know what to do with those feelings pendragon : YOU PLAYED WITH HIS HAIR AND KISSED HIS FOREHEAD

Merlin : WE BROKE UP FOUR HUNDRED YEARS AGO ARTHUR

Merlin that got married multiple times but is at the same time kind of married to Freya.

Merlin that blows Arthur mind because he has an orgy with his 5 immortal Friends-with-benefits and they is completely chill about it.

Arthur just can NOT understand how this isn't cheating.

Just, Arthur (freshly immortal btw) being incapable of understanding Merlin's centuries long relationships with other immortals.

Arthur being a tiny bit insecure because how the fuck can he try to win Merlin's heart when he is competing against a 1500 yo marriage, a 700 relationship that for him doesn't look platonic at ALL, 5 immortal "friend with benefits" and Gods know who else when he was "only" merlin's best friend for 10 years 1500 years ago :((((

Meanwhile, everybody else that know that now that Arthur came back there is no way that anything happen with anyone else: aaaaawwww, merlin!!! tell us everything!!!! And when is the wedding??? You better not elope like you did with Catheline. It was two hundreds years ago!!!! HE DIDIN'T SAY THAT NOTHING HAPPENED!!! NOTHING HAPPENED.

Reblogging this again because it's great

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jei-rifni

Most of the ideas i have for The Odd Goth Family are just situations ive experienced in my life. Im just projecting atp

Like. I literally yoinked a lizard from under the piano cause my dad freaked out at it

The other day I stabbed a bug with my scissors because it was hiding between the gap between my table mat and the table.

I'm saying, I'm the gremlin-Zoro

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larluce

Merlin as Arthur's familiar/Arthur's shapeshifter falcon AU

LINK TO THE OTHER PARTS: PART 1 , PART 2 , PART 3 , PART 4 , PART 5 , PART 6 , PART 7 , PART 8

In Morgana's chambers. Morgana and Gwen with the chicks that are now 3 weeks old.

Morgana: (putting the chicks their neckerchiefs) purple for Guardian, blue for Rain, green for Blizzard, orange for Brave and yellow for Wary.
Chicks: (chirp happily on the table) 😊😄😊😄😊
Gwen: Shouldn't we wait until they fully grow up? What if they later choke on them?
Morgana: Oh, that won't happen, the neckerchiefs are- (stops herself) Ahm... I'll change them before that happens.
Arthur: (knocks from outside)
Morgana: Come in!
Arthur: (enters) Where are my babies? 🤗 (goes to them)
Chicks: (chirp, moving their wings and jumping, happy to see their father) 😃😃😃😃😃
Arthur: There you are. You look regal! (extends his arms to the table)
Chicks: (move their wings like flying, but really they just jump to Arthur's arms)
Morgana: Awww, even Wary jumped. Fatherly life has really changed you.
Gwen: (also in aww at Arthur's behaviour) If you are like this with your merlins, I can't imagine how would you be with your actual children, my lord. Your future wife will be more than happy.
Arthur: ...
Morgana: ...
Gwen: (worried) Did I say something wrong?
Morgana: No! Nothing at all. Gwen could you bring me some flowers, please? The ones I have are already withering
Gwen: Eh... sure. My lady (bows), your highness (bows and leaves).
Morgana: (To Arthur) I'm so sorry.
Arthur: (smiles, reassuring) Don't be. Guinevere was just being nice. It's not her fault she doesn't know Merlin and I are together.
Morgana: Where is him by the way?
Arthur: Hunting. (Laughs a little) I literally have 50 hunters at my disposal, but he still prefers to hunt the chicks' food himself.
Morgana: (Laughs too) He can be almost as prideful as you sometimes (turns to the door and gets sad)
Arthur: (concerned) What is it?
Morgana: Nothing, it's just... I hate hiding things from Gwen. Before I knew I was a sorceress, we told each other everything and now... (sighs) I know I have you and Merlin and that’s a relief itself, but... most of the time I feel like I can't be myself.
Arthur: Merlin told me something similar. That he hates having to hide all the time. He didn't say it like that, but I know that's what he meant. (Sighs) I'm sorry.
Morgana: It's not your fault.
Arthur: But still, I'm sorry. You shouldn't live in fear. Nobody should.
Chicks: (chirp in Arthur’s arms)
Morgana: (shakes her head) No more sad talking. In fact, I wanted to tell some wonderful news!
Arthur: Really?
Morgana: (very excited) I finally got your birthday present!
Arthur: ...
Arthur: Morgana, my birthday was a week ago.
Morgana: Yeah, but then the disastrous feast happened and you were grounded and I didn't have it quite right at the moment to be honest, but-
Arthur: Have WHAT right? 🤨
Morgana: Don't freak out, but it's a spell that-
Arthur: (almost yells) A SPELL?! You wanted to do magic on my birthday?! 😨
Morgana: No infront of everybody, of course, just to you! Or really ON you.
Arthur: (yells) YOU WANTED TO PUT A SPELL ON ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?! 😱 What were you thinking?! 😡
Morgana: Stop yelling! 😠 It's a complex spell, but is pretty harmless even if it goes wrong and I think you will find it quite useful.
Arthur: I don't care! You know I trust you with my life, Morgana, and I'm open to magic, I really am. But I don't need-
Morgana: Even to understand what your chicks are saying? 😏
Arthur: ... what? 😧
Morgana: There's a spell that can help you understand other languages. It used to work only with human languages, but Merlin and I perfected it and now it can be use to understand other animals too.
Arthur: I... (his eyes water with emotion and looks at his chicks) I'll be able to understand what they say?
Morgana: Merlin says their vocabulary is pretty basic still, but he thinks you'd like to hear it.
Arthur: (nods still emotional) I'd love to, I'd really love to. (Composes himself) And it would be nice to hear what Merlin says behind my back in his bird form too. 🙄
Morgana: (giggles) Sure. So, wanna try?
Arthur: (worried) But Gwen-
Morgana: She always takes her time when she looks for flowers and she always knocks before entering. We'll be fine.
Arthur: (sighs) Alright. What do I do?
Morgana: Well, first, you should sit. You might get dizzy for a bit.
Arthur: Okay (sits on the bed carefully so he doesn't drop his merlins) Now what?
Morgona: Now just stay still and close your eyes.
Arthur: (does it)
Chicks: (copy Arthur and do it too) 😌😌😌😌😌
Morgana: (puts her hands on Arthur's head and chants, her eyes turning gold) Þurh minum gewealde ond þinum mægen! Grið gehiere mid þisse feorhberend!
Arthur: (Gets a headache) Ow!
Morgana: (concerned) Arthur! Are you alright?
Guardian: Papa! 😨
Rain: Papa hurt? 🥺
Brave: Who hurt? 😠
Blizzard: Big female hurt! 😡
Wary: Nooo! Papa! 😭
Arthur: (in shock) They... they talked! 😧 (Laughs in joy) I can hear them! Morgana, it worked! I can understand them! 😃 (brings his chicks closer)
Morgana: (just as excited) Really? What are they saying?
Arthur: (eyes watering with emotion again) They... They call me papa. I know they do. Merlin told me they did, but hearing it is...
Morgana: (Smiles, moved) I know. I'm glad you can finally hear it.
Blizzard: (throws himself at Morgana while chirping loudly) You hurt Papa. I hurt you! 😡
Morgana: (catches Blizzard with her hands that are wearing leather gloves) Wow! Careful! you can't fly yet.
Blizzard: (chirps and pecks her hands furiously) Hurt, hurt, hurt, hurt! 😡
Morgana: (can't feel a thing due to the gloves. Amused, giggles) What is he saying?
Arthur: (Laughs softly) He's mad because he thinks you hurt me. Blizzard, stop it. Aunt Morgana didn't hurt me.
Rain: Papa no hurt? 🥺
Arthur: No, Rain. Morgana just gave me the most wonderful gift. (To Morgana) Thank you. (Thinks for a moment) Wait, can they understand me?
Merlin: (from the window in his bird form) Kinda. (Lands on the floor and takes his human form) We talk english and falcon around them constantly, so you could say they're bilingual.
Arthur: (surprised) Merlin! How long have you been there?
Rain, Wary, Brave and Guardian: Mama! 😄😄😄😄 (jump from Arthur's arms to the bed to the floor and go to Merlin)
Arthur: (amused, to Merlin) Mama? 😏
Merlin: Shut up 😒 (sits on the floor and his chicks jump to his lap) Oh, I love your neckerchiefs! Your aunt Morgana did a great job! 😊
Morgana: Oh! Do they call me auntie?
Merlin: No, but just because there's no word for that in falcon. They call you Big Female though.
Morgana: Cause I'm big?
Merlin: And because you were the only female they knew for a while besides Rain. Now they are kind of aware you hold some autority around the castle, so they think you are the leader of females or something like that. So really they mean 'great female' when they call you that.
Morgana: Oh! (smiles) I'll take it as a compliment then.
Blizzard: (Still in Morgana's hands and keeps pecking at her) Hurt, hurt, hurt, hurt 😡
Merlin: (scolds) Blizzard, stop pecking your aunt or no food for you 😠.
Blizzard: (stops and lowers his head in shame, chirping) Sorry, Mama 🥺.
Merlin: Now come. Food is ready. (Moves the dead bird he just hunted on the window with magic until it is in his hand)
Blizzard: Food! 😃 (jumps from Morgana's hands to the floor)
Guardian, Rain, Brave and Wary: (jumping in place) Food, food, food! 😃😃😃😃
Merlin: (throws the dead bird in front of him)
Guardian, Brave, Wary and Blizzard: (go to the dead bird and start tearing out the meat theirselfs)
Rain: (gets off Merlin's lap, but doesn't go to the dead bird)
Merlin: Rain go eat.
Rain: (shakes her head)
Arthur: (concerned, aproaches) Why don't you eat, Rain?
Rain: (chirps) No tear meat. No eat.
Arthur: Oh, you want me to cut it for you? Okay, let me-
Merlin: (sternly) No! she has to tear it herlself. Rain, eat now 😠.
Rain: (shakes her head)
Arthur: There's really no problem, I can-
Merlin: (raises his voice) NO! 😠 (To Rain, more sternly) Rain eat or no food for you!
Rain: (sturbornly shakes her head again)
Merlin: (furiously stands up and goes to Arthur) This is your fault! 😡
Arthur: Wha...Why? 😧
Merlin: You spoiled them too much! You think other chicks refused to eat if their parents don't bring their favourite bird? Or if you don't give them the part of the bird they want? NO! They eat what they are given! And they eat by theirselfs when they turn 3 weeks, but Rain doesn't want to eat by herself and it's because of you!
Arthur: (now angry too) What's the problem in them having taste?! 😡 If I'm perfectly capable of giving them what they want-
Merlin: Nature is not going to give them always what they want! 😡 Nature won't give Rain her bird in tiny little pieces and on a silver plate!
Chicks: 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
Morgana: Uhm... guys? 😥
Arthur: I know how nature is! But she won't live in nature tomorrow. She's a chick still. You're being too hard on her!
Merlin: I'm not! If she doesn't tear her own meat now, how will she learn how to hunt? How will she survive?
Arthur: You're talking like this will decide her future forever. It's just one meal!
Chicks: 😢😢😢😢😢
Morgana: Guys? 😰
Arthur: Maybe she's a slowlearner, didn't you think of that?
Merlin: If her brothers already can, then she can! She's just being a brat just like-
Arthur: Just like what? 😠
Merlin: Just like you! 😠
Chicks: (chirp crying) 😭😭😭😭😭
Morgana: (yells) Guys! 😡
Rain: No fight! No fight! 😭 (Pecks the dead bird) See? I eat, I eat! No fight, please! 🥺😭
Guardian: I feed sister in nature 🥺. No fight! 😭
Brave: I fight nature! Mama and Papa no fight! 😭
Blizzard: Nature make Mama and Papa fight! I hate nature! 😭
Wary: What is a nature? 😭
Arthur: (almost in panic) No! Babies, we are not fighting! (Kneels close to them to comfort them)
Merlin: (does the same, reassuring them) We are not fighting, I- (takes bird form so they can understand him better and flies to them) Mama and Papa are not fighting, we were just talking. I'm sorry, don't cry.
Gwen: (from the door, drops the vase with the flowers, mouth open in shock) 😨
Morgana: (turns to the sound, completely pale) Gwen?
Gwen: I... I'm sorry. I knocked, but nobody heard... and there was shouting and I was worried.
Arthur: (very serious, stands up infront of his family protectively) You saw.
Gwen: (too quickly) No! I mean, yes, but I won't tell anybody, I swear!
Morgana: There's no need for you to be afraid. Merlin has magic, but he's good.
Gwen: And is a man.
Morgana: Yeah, that too.
Gwen: And a bird.
Morgana: Sometimes.
Gwen: And has magic.
Morgana: I think we already established that.
Rain: (scared) Mama, what happen? 🥺
Guardian: Papa okay? 🥺 why Papa angry?
Merlin: Papa is not angry, just worried.
Guardian: Why? We in danger? 😧
Brave: A predator! 😨
Wary: Nooo! No predator! 😭
Blizzard: Where? 😠 I fight predator.
Merlin: (comforts them) No, there is no danger and there is no predator. Nothing will happen to you (thinking) I'm the one in trouble here. (chirps to the chicks, trying not to cry) I... I love you a lot, my chicks.
Arthur: Don't be dramatic, Merlin. Nothing will happen to you either. (aproaches Gwen, warnly) Guinevere if you dare-
Guard 1: (Enters sudenly) Sire! What happened?
Guard 2: (Enters too) We heard noises.
Blizzard: Predators! Attack! 😡 (lets a war chirp and goes to attack the guards)
Brave: Predators die! 😡 (goes to attack too)
Guardian: I protect brothers! 😡 (follows them)
Rain: (hides behind Merlin)😲
Wary: (hides behind Rain)🥺
Guards: (just look down how 3 chicks peck their boots furiously in silence) ...
Arthur: (holding back a laugh) Well, as you can see, my merlins can be sort of loud.
Guard 1: But, sire, we heard fighting and something breaking-
Gwen: That was me. Sorry, I was... clumsy and droped a vase. (points the broken vase on the floor)
Guard 2: I see. (turns to Arthur) We apologize for the intromission, sire.
Arthur: Don't. You were just doing your job. You're dismissed.
Guards: (bow) Sire. (close the door and leave)
Arthur: (lets a sigh of relief. To Gwen) Thank you.
Morgana: Yes, thank you so much, Gwen.
Gwen: (smiles) I told you I wouldn't tell anyone, didn't I? And it's not like my word would mean anything against the one of the prince and the king's ward anyway.
Guardian: (jumping happily) Predators leave! 😃
Brave: (jumpinp happily) We win! 😄
Blizzard: Come back! Fight! Die! 😡 (goes to the door)
Arthur: (picks Blizzard up before he gets to the door) Enough fight for you. (crouches and extends his free arm to Guardian and Brave) You up, there's glass on the floor.
Brave and Guardian: (jump to Arthur's arm)😊😊
Gwen: Uh... Can they... I mean, are they like-
Arthur: (laughs softly as he stands up again) No, just Merlin. They're common falcons. But Merlin and I adopted them as our own.
Gwen: As your own? (Looks at Merlin still on the floor with Rain and Wary) You mean you two are...
Arthur: Yep.
Gwen: Oh...
Morgana: (holds Gwen by the shoulders, gently) I know is a lot to take in. I have my own secrets as well. But everything in it's time. For now the only thing you must know is that magic is not what we were tought it was. Magic is not evil.
Gwen: Well I know Merlin isn't. He's been here for around a year and has done no harm. He even saved Arthur’s life once.
Merlin: (chirps) Much more than once, really. He'll be dead if it weren't for me.
Rain: Mama fight? 😧
Wary: Mama strong! 😊
Arthur: True. He protected me since then. I didn't know he was a man at the beginning either. Not even Merlin knew. It's a long story.
Gwen: Well, I would like to hear it, if you let me.
Morgana: (more than happy) Of course! We'll tell you everything.
Arthur: Or Merlin can tell you himself! Right, Merlin?
Merlin: (takes human form and goes to Gwen) Hi, I'm Merlin! It's nice to finally present myself properly 😊 (extends a hand)
Gwen: ...
Morgana: Gwen?
Gwen: (faints)
Morgana: (catches her before she hits the floor) Gwen! 😨
Arthur: Uh... Maybe it was too soon. 😅
Merlin: You think? 😒
Chicks: Mama kill predator! 😃😄😃😄😃

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The chicks now:

Okay, I know up close they don't look so graceful. But look!

They are still so small! 🥺🤧

Also, what do you think about Merlin and Arthur’s parental methods?

I can only recommend you guys to read the whole thing XD

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I'm gonna be annoying for a second here, consider this:

It's been a few years since Lancelot's sacrifice, today is the memorial of his death and Merlin is feeling quite saddened, so, when the knights and Arthur invite him to the tavern (thinking, by Gaius’ accusations that he drinks regularly), he accepts, to wash out the sad thoughts.

Turns out Merlin is a hilarious drunk, and keeps doing lots of stupid things, like claiming the glass that fell over two tables away was his fault (it was), or that he caused that bird to shit on Arthur's hair (he did), even said he started the soft pouring outside that got them all wet on their way back to the castle (he didn't). The knights believed none of this, of course.

Before going to bed, he told Gwaine that he'd been missing Lancelot lately, and he might have brought him back. Gwaine only laughs at it at decides to take Merlin to the tavern more often, 'cause he's just hilarious.

Gwaine wakes up next morning, very early, but he's got a weird feeling that's not letting him sleep, so he goes for a while. Turns out Merlin did bring back Lancelot after all, and he has a lot of explaining to do.

After that Gwaine learns about Merlin's magic and now all three of them have a little problem, because of course they won't just kill Lancelot again, nor let him go, no matter how much he insists; they can't just walk around with a supposedly years long dead person either.

As they solve that problem, Merlin has Crush™ problems, because Arthur is for some reason acting all cold and distant with him, ever since he's started hanging out more with Gwaine and a disguised Lancelot. He's also been pretty mad with Gwaine and totally-not-Lancelot, and he refuses to tell Merlin what's wrong.

He's just jealous of how close Gwaine and that new guy are growing to Merlin, he doesn't like it one bit.

Idk I just like to share my silly thoughts with ppl I like, and I love your work and I just found out you had a Tumblr so ya. Consider this a lil' thank you gift for all the amazing works you've published, if you want, of course.

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You're not annoying, this is wonderful :D Thank you so much for sharing!!!!

I love when Merlin doesn't have his magic under control when he's drunk! And also not knowing what he's actually controlling and what he isn't. :D and Lancelot accidentally being revived O.o And jealous Arthur, naturally ;)

I wish you a wonderful day! I really like your gift ❤️

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I'm pretty sure i was having a stroke whan i wrote this but eh idc

anyways-, i know for a fact that since merlin is an immortal among the mortal plane he tries not to get too attached to things but him being 𝘮𝘢𝘨𝘪𝘤 𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘦 and since 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 has a small amount of magic in them he really can't help himself and adopts a dog every now and then

at first he doesn't give them names cuz yk attachment issues AND he really doesn't know how to name it? UNTIL

one day he sees a dog wandering near a pub. At first he just kinda feeds him as he does most of the time he meets stray dogs but this one never left him alone and i mean NEVER

it follows him around literally 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 and at first it was a little annoying but after some time he kinda appreciated the company

Merlin and Leon meet at a pub to catch up with each other and talk about what tthey've been up to (im a very firm believer of the 𝘓𝘦𝘰𝘯'𝘴 𝘪𝘮𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘭 theory, you can never change my mind about it)

obviously, the dog is still there and Leon is quite amused with the dog and asks what his name was but before Merlin could come up with an excuse on why he didn't name him, a bar fight starts and they accidentally get roped into it

the dog is actually pretty helpful in fighting the random men by biting their kneecaps and what not, but then one of the men kicks the dog effectively injuring it and the dog passes out

when the three of them get out of the fight they head to Merlin's home where they heal the dog until it wakes up with its tail wagging happily at Merlin

He suddenly feels a sense of deja vu and when he realizes why he laughs, Leon's a little concerned and asks why he's laughing, merlin tells the story of how he met Gwaine

Leon chuckles while he pets the dog and jokingly says something along the lines of "well, welcome back Gwaine" and right after that they decide to name him Gwaine

After that whenever Merlin gets a new dog they joke about whose personality it fits closest to their old friends,

time goes by and they run out of names to name the dogs so they just think of the things they miss back then as names, for example: blueberry tarts, silverpine, tourneys, etc. (merlin kept suggesting food and nature as names while leon suggested festivals and places as names)

eventually, Leon suggests the name Albion for a dog 𝘩𝘦 found this time, after running out of kingdoms and estates to use as a name

at some point Albion gets badly injured and i mean 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘪𝘯𝘫𝘶𝘳𝘦𝘥, for some reason Merlin doesn't use magic because its been a long time since he did and he kinda didn't trust himself

Leon and Merlin take him to a vet where they meet a dude that looks like Arthur. Well it turns out it is him considering that when he actually makes eye contact with one of them he freezes and and nearly shouts "𝘔𝘌𝘙LIN?! 𝘓𝘌𝘖𝘕??"

they reunite and everything and bla bla bla and then they get emotional and stuff

and then Kilgharrah's voice pops outa nowhere in Merlin's mind ".. 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝘼𝙡𝙗𝙞𝙤𝙣'𝙨 𝙣𝙚𝙚𝙙 𝙞𝙨 𝙜𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙨𝙩, 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝘼𝙧𝙩𝙝𝙪𝙧 𝙬𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙 𝙧𝙚𝙩𝙪𝙧𝙣.."

albion, the dog, is just happy to be healed again and just be there, witnessing the wonderful reunion

Hey OP, I wanna dissect your brain

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battle of camlann but merlin wasn’t ancient as shit. he blasts the warriors around arthur away and arthur turns to see a glowering, golden-eyed merlin. he tightens his grip on his sword but isn’t able to raise it. the inconceivable notion that merlin has betrayed him runs through his mind but he cant quite grasp it. his father is screaming in his head to kill the wretched sorcerer but all arthur can see is his friend wearing a face that looks too much like morgana’s. merlin glances up at arthur and the expression of rage fizzles into one tinged with fear and concern - all too confusing for him to unpack in the midst of battle. merlin is slow to approach his side and even then he keeps his distance. before either of them can say anything, mordred appears, sword in hand, glaring at arthur.

merlin tries to draw the former knights attention away from arthur, tries to goad him into fighting merlin instead, but mordred is deadset on fighting arthur. he calls morgana over instead and says emrys’s fight is with her while his is with arthur. with the extra seconds of back and forth, arthur isn’t as shocked when he raises his sword against mordred’s. morgana and merlin blast each other great distances until they’re far away from modred vs arthur and land on the front line between the two armies. both armies back off and watch the light show as morgana and emrys battle until morgana’s army uses the distraction to close in on camelot’s army.

three battles occurring at once until morgana gets a lucky hit in and merlin goes flying. he lands next to a gwaine who is currently bleeding out. he smiles when he sees who’s next to him “merlin!” which sounds so much like his greeting every time they ran into each other before gwaine became a knight. he reaches out and heals gwaine’s wound and leon just looks up at him for a moment before going “you’re always full of surprises, aren’t you merlin?” merlin grins and goes “i got one more” he stands up on surprisingly steady legs and calls on kilgharrah. in for a penny, out for a pound. arthur is already fuming at him, might as well rip the bandaid off right?

kilgharrah attacks morgana’s army while merlin orders aithusa to stand down. camelot’s army is able to march through the charred army and bring down those who remain, mordred is loosing but persevering through rage and spite alone, morgana is screaming (like she always is nowadays). merlin and morgana battle once more until mordred and morgana’s armies have fallen. merlin makes a tactical retreat to arthur who is still staring at him wearily (and definitely irate). he requests permission to kill morgana which is baffling but she is his sister and he’s always cared for her even after her betrayal so he supposes it makes sense. once he gives it, their fight doesn’t last longer than a minute. emrys was always stronger than her, he was just buying time.

camelot emerges victorious though they don’t seem all that excited about it. the other warriors cheer and clap each other on the back, but arthur is just watching merlin. the knights watch them uneasily. merlin returns arthur’s gaze. “is that the fucking dragon i killed?” merlin looks up at kilgharrah who is needlessly burning the remains of morgana’s army. merlin turns back to him “yes.”

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