Take a seat :)

Merlin: Arthur, help! I was POISONED

Arthur: it's called being drunk, Merlin. And I'm getting worried since that's becoming a habit lately! I need a sober manservant!

..... Merlin.

Merlin get up. I don't care if your veins turn green, you're not getting the day off

Merlin : help!

Arthur: god, you're going to be insufferable tomorrow, aren't you?

Merlin: Arthur, I am seriously dying right now!

Arthur: *skeptical*: nah, you're fine

Merlin: if i die that is your fault!

Arthur: you're not going to die Merlin! And it's YOUR fault for drinking too much

Merlin: *dies*

Arthur: *shakes his head* what a drama queen

Uther: you are now accused of sorcery and sentenced to death! Death by hanging

Merlin: nah, I tried that already, didn't work.

Uther: ... Impaled?

Merlin: *shakes head*

Uther: drowned?

Merlin: *coughs*

Uther: burned?

Merlin: please don't. That one hurts like a bitch

Uther: beheaded?

Merlin: *vaguely waves hand*

Uther: uuuugh, fine, you're banned. Don't return to Camelot, please

Merlin: fine, but if Arthur dies because i'm not here to save him, i will totally blame you for it!

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(*in the end Merlin was put in the stocks, for three hours a day so he could still attend his casual duties and was forbidden to use his gifts. Apart from obvious exceptions of course.*

Merlin: should've done that years ago)